Polish joke (I'm Polish so its ok) ;-)

[bender73]

A telephone company was looking to hire a group of guys for a job lining up telephone poles. One group was Irish and the other group was Polish. So there would be a competition and the group that lined up the most poles would get the contract. The Irish group went first. After 3 hours they returned and when asked how many they did, they replied "We did 6 poles." Not bad. Well, 6 hours went by and the Polish group finally returned. When asked how many poles they did, they replied "We did 3 poles." The guy deciding who will get the job said "Only 3 poles!!! the Irish guys did 6 poles in half the time!!!" The Polish guys responded with "Yea, but did you see how much of the pole they left sticking out of the ground?"

[He and his]

:lmao: :lmao:

[brew]

Or did you hear about how they had to tear down Warsaw Stadium?? No matter where you sat, you sat behind a Pole.

[alken]

:lmao:

my turn

Guy goes into the store, asks the man behind the counter for a pound of Polish sausage. The man says to the customer - "are you Polish?"

Outraged, the customer says - "Why are you asking me if I'm Polish? If I asked for Italian Sausage, would you ask if I was Italian? Or if I asked for Bratwurst, if I was German?"

the man behind the counter says - "No - I asked if you were Polish because this is the Home Depot."