My wife made me cry...

[deltasleep]

So my wife and I were watching tv last night and I had my laptop out looking at hpf vid clips. Then I came accross a couple of stage 3 video's and I said man I wish I could do stage 3, but its around $18k more to do.. As she get's up to get a drink she looks back and say's "well what ever makes you happy". At that point my eyes started to tear up and my lip quivered a little, I blurted out "I love you baby". About 20 minutes later she sat down beside me and I was on craigslist, she asked what I was doing there.. I said well I dont have $18k to spend so I am placing an add for her in the erotic section, I tried to explain the logic behind it.."we" get $250 for every "massage" she does, that equals 72 "massages". She gave me the "look" that every married guy knows and took away my lap top:bawling:.. This morning she explains what she meant last night, she doesnt care if I spend $18,000 on the car as long as I dont use our credit cards or bank account..wtf Thats is like placing a lion in a petting zoo and telling him he can eat what ever he wants as long as it is tofu and not little fluffy animals..So now I have to place an add for me in craigslist.. here is what I came up with.. Newbi at giving massages..wait we dont want the term "bi" in this add...OK expert massage provider for women only. Must be fit with great boobies, pig tails and lolly pops are incouraged and between the ages of 18-36...$250.00 per hour..umm if you wear a catholic girl out fit with pig tails I will pay you...no no no.. Keep my focus..So I have decided to sell a kidney..

[Ferm3]

:lmao:

[BMWfanfromQuebec]

Bulsh!t

[deltasleep]

:lmao:

I am glad you laugh at my pain...:lmao:

[BMWfanfromQuebec]

Forced induction forum :boink:

[deltasleep]

Bulsh!t


ahh you dont know my wife..never freaked when I bought $25k in camera equipment in 1 weekend...although she did cancel my card though..hmm
I am tired of racing Chris's Stage 4 and losing so bad. I have to get the stage 3 and goodies.. Just once I want to see him in my rear view mirror

[BMWfanfromQuebec]

25k in equipment, alright now i think ur wife needs to cry :rofl:

[Eternal320i]

Every man knows, this:
"well what ever makes you happy"

Translates to this:
"do it and I kill you"

[deltasleep]

25k in equipment, alright now i think ur wife needs to cry :rofl:


haha, it when she gets quiet is when I know I'm shyt.

[deltasleep]

Every man knows, this:
"well what ever makes you happy"

Translates to this:
"do it and I kill you"


Ahh another married F/I guy, you are wise beyond your years..lol
Seriously with the economy being so crappy, it makes it hard to find the funds to play with..

[dfjaws]

ahh you dont know my wife..never freaked when I bought $25k in camera equipment in 1 weekend...although she did cancel my card though..hmm
I am tired of racing Chris's Stage 4 and losing so bad. I have to get the stage 3 and goodies.. Just once I want to see him in my rear view mirror


Sooooo.... You're going to get a Stage 3 so you can beat his stage 4? :hmm:

[Superhiro]

So my wife and I were watching tv last night and I had my laptop out looking at hpf vid clips. Then I came accross a couple of stage 3 video's and I said man I wish I could do stage 3, but its around $18k more to do.. As she get's up to get a drink she looks back and say's "well what ever makes you happy". At that point my eyes started to tear up and my lip quivered a little, I blurted out "I love you baby". About 20 minutes later she sat down beside me and I was on craigslist, she asked what I was doing there.. I said well I dont have $18k to spend so I am placing an add for her in the erotic section, I tried to explain the logic behind it.."we" get $250 for every "massage" she does, that equals 72 "massages". She gave me the "look" that every married guy knows and took away my lap top:bawling:.. This morning she explains what she meant last night, she doesnt care if I spend $18,000 on the car as long as I dont use our credit cards or bank account..wtf Thats is like placing a lion in a petting zoo and telling him he can eat what ever he wants as long as it is tofu and not little fluffy animals..So now I have to place an add for me in craigslist.. here is what I came up with.. Newbi at giving massages..wait we dont want the term "bi" in this add...OK expert massage provider for women only. Must be fit with great boobies, pig tails and lolly pops are incouraged and between the ages of 18-36...$250.00 per hour..umm if you wear a catholic girl out fit with pig tails I will pay you...no no no.. Keep my focus..So I have decided to sell a kidney..

F'ing epic :rofl:

Every man knows, this:
"well what ever makes you happy"

Translates to this:
"do it and I kill you"

Hahahahah troof!

haha, it when she gets quiet is when I know I'm shyt.

I got the quiet look last night... My girl is planning a trip to NYC with her girlfriends. I said great, have a blast! I'll use the weekend to go to Vegas with the guys...... quiet stare.

[deltasleep]

Sooooo.... You're going to get a Stage 3 so you can beat his stage 4? :hmm:

I figure with stage 3 I would stand a better chance against Chris.. I've rode in both stage 4 cars and I have to admit that they scare me.. I would die in a stage 4 car..Stage 4 turbo is way different..you step on the gas and you wait..wait bam your head is now in the back seat..the turbo hits so hard that if you dont have 335's in the rear you just melted your tires..

[Rooz]

Ahaha, I know the feeling, but I succeeded in my persuasion. I used this line to justify my turbo purchase (now granted it's not hpf)...

"Baby, in this economy, I'd really rather keep my car instead of buying a new one with higher insurance and such, that way it would be more cost effective for our future plans. But am still gonna spend some money on it to personalize it a bit more to my taste. :craig:"

And it worked like a charm, am putting my order in like 3 weeks

[deltasleep]

I got the quiet look last night... My girl is planning a trip to NYC with her girlfriends. I said great, have a blast! I'll use the weekend to go to Vegas with the guys...... quiet stare.

that is awesome.. I can see the conversation.. ok honey have fun in NYC, I am going to Vegas to gamble and play with boobies...honey why the stare..hey where's my wallet:lmao:

[deltasleep]

Ahaha, I know the feeling, but I succeeded in my persuasion. I used this line to justify my turbo purchase (now granted it's not hpf)...

"Baby, in this economy, I'd really rather keep my car instead of buying a new one with higher insurance and such, that way it would be more cost effective for our future plans. But am still gonna spend some money on it to personalize it a bit more to my taste. :craig:"

And it worked like a charm, am putting my order in like 3 weeks

My wife is such a smart azz that her reply to that would be, "derek your right" here is some bus fair. Go save some money..haha
I just realized that this is in the F/I section..sorry I thought I was in the general section..well I guess we all know where I hang out..lol

[funkboy316]

this is why you guys need to have a bank account she DOESNT know about...lol Thats what i do.

but seriously my wife is pretty cool with my spending cash on the car, as long as let her buy whatever purses and shoes she wants, she could care less what I spend money on.....lol Although buying her, her own M3 convertible helped alot also.

[deltasleep]

this is why you guys need to have a bank account she DOESNT know about...lol Thats what i do.

but seriously my wife is pretty cool with my spending cash on the car, as long as let her buy whatever purses and shoes she wants, she could care less what I spend money on.....lol Although buying her, her own M3 convertible helped alot also.

Ahh se there is a smart man..get her hooked on an M3.. Dont get me started on purses..We where walking at the alderwood mall one day and we stopped by a coach store..She really like this purse alot, so being a moron who had no clue what a coach purse cost I made this statement.."honey if you want the purse it will be my treat for you", so the lady rings up the total and says that will be $624.00. I reply for what? She reply for the purse, I'm like..It's a ****** purse!!! $624..are you serious? I glance over at my wife and one look and I was like..do you take visa?? Every married guy in that place bolted for the door..Coach sales women are like a lion, they smell fear..

[bobm3]

Sooooo.... You're going to get a Stage 3 so you can beat his stage 4? :hmm:

get a 100 or 200 shot.... would that be cheaper... and you would have the extra power when you needed it for those moments...you should talk to the guys who are into the nos set ups. you can save alot of money i thing going that route i think...

or to sell some of your mod's on your car or sell some of your jewery...im sure
you got some stuff you can sell that you don't care about as much as the stage 4.......
bob :woot::woot:

[douglas_ngo]

You're lucky that your wife is only in Coach purses. Wait until she gets her hand on LV and Chanel handbags :yikes:

[inlinesicks]

Win

[bluejeansonfire]

my gf tolerated a lot while i did my turbo install. This wasn't entirely necessary, but due to my apt complex's lack of outdoor provisions for water, i had no way of cleaning my oil pan. So it went into our bath tub. And there it sat for a few hours as i cleaned it, leaving a lot of black marks all over the tub. She cleaned it up even, without saying a word. But there was a quip that followed, "this wont happen in our house". Well of course not, there we'll have spigots, but there they'll meter electricity usage in the garage. Here, I have one outlet, designed for the garage door opener.

By the way, this thread is soooo on topic, it's absurd. This is a counseling thread for the attached and boosted.

[funkboy316]

You're lucky that your wife is only in Coach purses. Wait until she gets her hand on LV and Chanel handbags :yikes:

thats exactly what i was about to say....lol

624.00 is a drop in the bucket compared to what i have seen my wife drop on a LV or Fendi. and dont get me started on the price of shoes either....lol

[Freeflow]

stay away from hotel rooms in boston

[funkboy316]

By the way, this thread is soooo on topic, it's absurd. This is a counseling thread for the attached and boosted.

and we really needed this, I feel better already! :lmao:

[prashil]

I cant wait to get married!!!!

[pastE36prsntE46]

You guys are kind of lucky in a way to be married. At least you have a checks and balances sort of situation. Myself, I just want to keep spending on both of my FI M3s..........

[funkboy316]

i cant wait to get married!!!!

run!

[Grifter_MP5]

best thread ever!!!!!!!

[325ifc3s]

its only money, when i had my girl (yeah, when) she tried to tell me not to spend my money on things that i really didnt need, but you see thats where she was wrong. i did need all those things. and now that i got rid of her i have another house and a new 08 aprilia rsvr. its easier to get rid of the woman than it is to let her spend the money on purses and shoes and clothes that she may only wear once, when you will be using the things you buy everyday.

[deltasleep]

You're lucky that your wife is only in Coach purses. Wait until she gets her hand on LV and Chanel handbags :yikes:

go wash your mouth out..damn it man that is bad karma..no no no no:banghead:

[lennon31987]

its 18gs on top of your stg2??? wowzers! sell your kit ! im sure you could cut some of those costs down

[deltasleep]

its 18gs on top of your stg2??? wowzers! sell your kit ! im sure you could cut some of those costs down

labor is expensive to build a motor and reinstall..and the $18k was a guesstimate..

[AirFrcd]

So my wife and I were watching tv last night and I had my laptop out looking at hpf vid clips. Then I came accross a couple of stage 3 video's and I said man I wish I could do stage 3, but its around $18k more to do.. ..

:lmao::lmao::lmao: - I just had a "flashback" from last night. That is HILARIOUS. My wife always gives me a hard time for watching M3 vids on YouTube, and my laptop while she carries on a conversation with me. "You never listen to me. What did I just say?" - Wifey

You're lucky that your wife is only in Coach purses. Wait until she gets her hand on LV and Chanel handbags :yikes:

X2 Bro. Again, that is a very small price to pay when compared to our little Turbo acquisitions and the like. :craig:

...This wasn't entirely necessary, but due to my apt complex's lack of outdoor provisions for water, i had no way of cleaning my oil pan. So it went into our bath tub. And there it sat for a few hours as i cleaned it, leaving a lot of black marks all over the tub. She cleaned it up even, without saying a word. ...

By the way, this thread is soooo on topic, it's absurd. This is a counseling thread for the attached and boosted.

ROFL :rofl::rofl::rofl:- That is the FUNNIEST **** I have ever read.
You guys are great!

[deltasleep]

my gf tolerated a lot while i did my turbo install. This wasn't entirely necessary, but due to my apt complex's lack of outdoor provisions for water, i had no way of cleaning my oil pan. So it went into our bath tub. And there it sat for a few hours as i cleaned it, leaving a lot of black marks all over the tub. She cleaned it up even, without saying a word. But there was a quip that followed, "this wont happen in our house". Well of course not, there we'll have spigots, but there they'll meter electricity usage in the garage. Here, I have one outlet, designed for the garage door opener.

By the way, this thread is soooo on topic, it's absurd. This is a counseling thread for the attached and boosted.


I thought I was bad bringing my motorcycle in the house to detail it. My wife comes home and blasts me with WTF..a motorcycle is in the living room.:lmao:

[mtran850]

[QUOTE=AirFrcd;10318380]:lmao::lmao::lmao: My wife always gives me a hard time for watching M3 vids on YouTube, and my laptop while she carries on a conversation with me. "You never listen to me. What did I just say?" - Wifey

That is exactly what happen to me to since the day I got the HPF addiction. Only that it is my fiance not wife yet.

[derek0606]

:popcorn:

[pinoybmr3]

:blah:i can afford hpf but i have no M3

[leletyM3]

this is why you guys need to have a bank account she DOESNT know about...lol Thats what i do.

but seriously my wife is pretty cool with my spending cash on the car, as long as let her buy whatever purses and shoes she wants, she could care less what I spend money on.....lol Although buying her, her own M3 convertible helped alot also.

haha that looks like me.....my gf loves purses and shoes too....last time I got her a Brikin when I was in Hawaii and that was a big surprise for her....she is very cool about me modding my car, and she is very generous too with me, I get nice gifts from her too :)

[leletyM3]

Ahh se there is a smart man..get her hooked on an M3.. Dont get me started on purses..We where walking at the alderwood mall one day and we stopped by a coach store..She really like this purse alot, so being a moron who had no clue what a coach purse cost I made this statement.."honey if you want the purse it will be my treat for you", so the lady rings up the total and says that will be $624.00. I reply for what? She reply for the purse, I'm like..It's a ****** purse!!! $624..are you serious? I glance over at my wife and one look and I was like..do you take visa?? Every married guy in that place bolted for the door..Coach sales women are like a lion, they smell fear..

Still lucky that it is a Coach and it is under 1k. LV, Chanel, and others are getting up there....I started with LV, Chanel, Gucci....and my last one I got here was a Hermes Birkin, the reason I got it was because it was hard to find and sooner or later I was gonna get it for her so I pulled the trigger....with tax it was almost 10k, good thing that the tax in Hawaii was under 5% compared to the almost 9.75% here in the bay.

At least you got a Stg 2 wich is pretty nice already! THis addiction will never stop!

[pastE36prsntE46]

10k for a bag? I would rather kill myself............

[mr.n.i.l.e]

Ahh se there is a smart man..get her hooked on an M3.. Dont get me started on purses..We where walking at the alderwood mall one day and we stopped by a coach store..She really like this purse alot, so being a moron who had no clue what a coach purse cost I made this statement.."honey if you want the purse it will be my treat for you", so the lady rings up the total and says that will be $624.00. I reply for what? She reply for the purse, I'm like..It's a ****** purse!!! $624..are you serious? I glance over at my wife and one look and I was like..do you take visa?? Every married guy in that place bolted for the door..Coach sales women are like a lion, they smell fear..

i might have to take a ride in ur F/I m3 to see what the fuss is about with these kits :eeps:

[deltasleep]

i might have to take a ride in ur F/I m3 to see what the fuss is about with these kits :eeps:

no problem

[inzani]

Marriage and babies. Lifes biggest wastegate :p

So the red line of this thread is, if you are a true car enthusiast/fanatic then live in celibacy!

[RACEMX-M3]

You should just do what my wife does.. put it on the credit card and act dumb when the bill shows up.

[funkboy316]

lmao.....i dont know how that got on the bill...they made a mistake!:craig:

[Project Dc2]

...with tax it was almost 10k, good thing that the tax in Hawaii was under 5% compared to the almost 9.75% here in the bay.

At least you got a Stg 2 wich is pretty nice already! THis addiction will never stop!


.............. what the **** do you do again ? :bow:

[TrippinBimmer]

^x2...I need taht JOB!

[ispeedm3]

ha i guess i am one of the lucky ones.
my wife is very cool with me modding my car and she doesnt ask for much.




i must be very good in bed!!!

oh wait sorry guys she is calling me now!!! good night fellas

[ispeedm3]

ha i guess i am one of the lucky ones.
my wife is very cool with me modding my car and she doesnt ask for much.




i must be very good in bed!!!

oh wait sorry guys she is calling me now!!! good night fellas

[TrippinBimmer]

Need to Slam that ****...Looks good. :D

[Greg Ogden]

Careful man, if your wife see's this she may wax the floors again......:lmao:

[328ifanatik]

So my wife and I were watching tv last night and I had my laptop out looking at hpf vid clips. Then I came accross a couple of stage 3 video's and I said man I wish I could do stage 3, but its around $18k more to do.. As she get's up to get a drink she looks back and say's "well what ever makes you happy". At that point my eyes started to tear up and my lip quivered a little, I blurted out "I love you baby". About 20 minutes later she sat down beside me and I was on craigslist, she asked what I was doing there.. I said well I dont have $18k to spend so I am placing an add for her in the erotic section, I tried to explain the logic behind it.."we" get $250 for every "massage" she does, that equals 72 "massages". She gave me the "look" that every married guy knows and took away my lap top:bawling:.. This morning she explains what she meant last night, she doesnt care if I spend $18,000 on the car as long as I dont use our credit cards or bank account..wtf Thats is like placing a lion in a petting zoo and telling him he can eat what ever he wants as long as it is tofu and not little fluffy animals..So now I have to place an add for me in craigslist.. here is what I came up with.. Newbi at giving massages..wait we dont want the term "bi" in this add...OK expert massage provider for women only. Must be fit with great boobies, pig tails and lolly pops are incouraged and between the ages of 18-36...$250.00 per hour..umm if you wear a catholic girl out fit with pig tails I will pay you...no no no.. Keep my focus..So I have decided to sell a kidney..

:lmao: I work in a quiet office and i lol'd luckily no one heard me ahah

[bimmerseth54]

lol desperation..

[BMW_Stu]

:rofl: