jerseyfresh

Hey Jersey,
First off your ride is very nice... I have a black 330ci and I was thinking of blacking mine out, but I am unsure how it will look. I was wondering if you could send me a side pic of your car and a front pic ...

Thanks !

BTW... This guy can't be trusted... He try's to dupe people that he sells stuff to.

Whew... Thought I'd lost this!!! My reprimand came more as a gift, then a punishment... Haha



~Since BMW tends to write a long drawn out letters, I'll keep ours short and sweet.~


Dear Faulkner Stealership folk;

We the members of E46Fanatics.com would formally like to reject your paltry offer of $150 of credit to your dealership, in exchange for doing what would amount to thousands of dollars being spent to have a professional designer create your logo.

If you haven't already noticed, we don't like you (or most other Stealerships) all that much. This is mainly because you charge up rear for parts and service, and in general turn your nose to us once we ask legitimate questions; instead of just swiping a credit card after you've presented an imaginary list of things that aren't really wrong with our vehicles. Also, there's the matter of the E46 rear subframe failures... "What subframe failures?", you say... "No, we don't cover that... We haven't heard anything about those reports... That will cost you $X,000 dollars though to repair".

See, if you haven't noticed, we already feel used and abused by you. We remember that you don't pay attention to us when we walk in the door to your cathedral of modern Bavarian-inspired opulence. We remember the look you give when we arrive just for parts. And BTW, we don't like to wait around while watching the creepy looks that your douche-bag sales associates give to the hot young female receptionists... We can see, plain as day, that they're all trying to bang her; and it makes us uncomfortable... Besides, if she's blowing anyone, it'd be the parts guy (because he's one of us), so get over it.

~So here's our constructive suggestion for getting off with a free-bee logo~
You would honestly make out better if you went ahead and put out blank pieces of paper and crayons in your service lounge, and let the snot nosed children of your uppity-soccer-Mom clientele create doodles for you...
We swear, Little Johnny and Suzie would be more then happy to plaster their booger and butterfly covered artwork all over your stealership...
Go ahead, try it; you might just find a pint-sized Picasso amongst the sea of spoiled little brats...

In closing, your offer is basically like saying, "Faulk You Dummies"... and thus, we declare, FAIL...

Sincerely,
-Jerseyfresh-
Self-Proclaimed E46Fanatics biggest @$$hole