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beeemerdude 08-17-2013 03:54 AM

Okay. I've kinda run out of good original EXCUSES for calling in SICK to WORK.
 
I wanna take Monday off & just surf the net for porn, & jus generally do nothing (& drink beer). :thumbup:

Any novel excuses? (You have the whole weekend to help me out.)

Thanks in advance. :thanks:

MorganFreeman 08-17-2013 08:00 AM

Easy. Park your car on the side of a road and spill antifreeze on the ground. Snap some pictures with your hood popped to make it seem like your car is out of commission. Hang on to those pictures. Wait till the Monday morning just about 15-20 minutes before you are due to show up at work and call your boss to tell him you are stranded on your way there because your car broke down. If he calls your bluff, text him the pics. Yes, I have tried it.

awesomechinz 08-17-2013 08:16 AM

Okay. I've kinda run out of good original EXCUSES for calling in SICK to WORK.
 
Kill yourself

Break a leg

Break your pens

Break you eye

Break something else that's vital

pancakes 08-17-2013 08:22 AM

what profession are you in?

Big Rick 08-17-2013 08:24 AM

Just call in with Anal Glaucoma... Tell them you can't see your ass coming to work!

awesomechinz 08-17-2013 08:28 AM

Okay. I've kinda run out of good original EXCUSES for calling in SICK to WORK.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Rick (Post 15647809)
Just call in with Anal Glaucoma... Tell them you can't see your ass coming to work!

:rofl:

limpiabota809 08-17-2013 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Rick (Post 15647809)
Just call in with Anal Glaucoma... Tell them you can't see your ass coming to work!

Wins! Lmao...can I have this as my sig?

Lair 08-17-2013 08:50 AM

24 hour tumor

Girlfriend OD'ed

Wife wants to get pregnant, and you want to be there when it happens

Dog ate your car keys

No time for work - you're shopping for a boxster

pancakes 08-17-2013 08:53 AM

tell them you have womanly concerns

Carskibum 08-17-2013 09:06 AM

Aids

bimmerfan08 08-17-2013 09:11 AM

Is this what Canadians regularly do?

awesomechinz 08-17-2013 09:16 AM

Okay. I've kinda run out of good original EXCUSES for calling in SICK to WORK.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmerfan08 (Post 15647856)
Is this what Canadians regularly do?

Probably

5speed5er 08-17-2013 09:43 AM

Okay. I've kinda run out of good original EXCUSES for calling in SICK to WORK.
 
My friend did this the other day. Say you were in a car accident but in someone else's car who was driving.


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SuperFan86 08-17-2013 09:58 AM

Anal leakage after a rough weekend of indiscriminate unprotected gay sex. Could do a combo and add in the AIDS from an earlier post or make it really fun and bring an AIDS test into the mix.

SHOoff11 08-17-2013 10:53 AM

Your s/o is having a pregnancy scare

Big Rick 08-17-2013 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limpiabota809 (Post 15647821)
Wins! Lmao...can I have this as my sig?

Go for it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lair (Post 15647831)

No time for work - you're shopping for a boxster

boxsters give you anal glaucoma... well... anal something anyway...

Lemonsqr 08-17-2013 10:58 AM

food poisoning

5ynd1cat3 08-17-2013 11:02 AM

Re: Okay. I've kinda run out of good original EXCUSES for calling in SICK to WORK.
 
Get transferred to CA, quit your job, and file for unemployment.

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ti317 08-17-2013 11:03 AM

Leave a voicemail Sunday night then follow up on Monday. Toilet back up and you have to be there to meet the plumber first thing Monday morning. If the plumber gets done early, you'll be in to work, wink, wink.

Brucifer325 08-17-2013 11:16 AM

Got beat up by a bathroom attendant when you didn't tip them.


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