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chmura 05-20-2005 09:54 AM

Any massage parlors in Orange County, CA??
 
I'm looking for some massage parlors in Orange County with the "happy ending", preferably near Brea, fullerton, diamond bar area. Or anywhere. Even in LA if there are good ones.

I never been to any so I wouldnt know or how to determine a massage parlor from a regular one to a "happy ending one".

When I was up in Northern Cali going to school one of my friends always went.. He told me there are these code words that you have to say.. Like small massage is a jerk off.. medium is head... and so on...

So anyone know any legit ones in the OC/LA area?? I know there has to be lots of them..

ripped_78 05-20-2005 10:19 AM

Most any massage parlor that stays open late is a good one. When you go into the room they'll ask you what do you do for a living tell them what you do then say I was going to be a police officer but I just couldn't do it. Then just ask them for the prices, madams do a great check on their girls before they are hired. Have fun there is nothing like getting a rub and a tug.

joedaddy 05-20-2005 11:23 AM

r u a cop? :eeps:

flagman5 05-20-2005 11:26 AM

stop the kidding guys this concerns me too

joedaddy 05-20-2005 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by flagman5
stop the kidding guys this concerns me too

:spit: :rofl:

cd330 05-20-2005 11:33 AM

Don't know any in OC, but one time, o.k., twice I was in Phucket, Thailand and they offer those massages.....I heard. :eeps:

stiLL reaL iLL 05-20-2005 11:48 AM

Why dont you go seduce a stripper or somethin you ugly bastid lol

blastin 05-20-2005 11:59 AM

there's one off el toro, across from scarantinos, behind that mcdonalds. i forget what its called.

mtfour 05-20-2005 12:02 PM

I live walking distance from at least 4 asian massage parlors (AMP's) that not only offer a "happy ending" but also offer full service, although i've never been to any of them. :eeps:

BIZ323 05-20-2005 12:14 PM

check www.worldsexguide.com forums

chmura 05-20-2005 12:17 PM

Any other places? I'm sure there are lots in So Cal..

I never been and this is for a friend of mine.. Well actually family friend of mine.. He has been wanting to get with a Asian girl forever. So I want to point him to the right direction..

Last night he went to some Parlor in my city.. He pulls up in the parking lot.. he notices 3 people just sitting in the car.. He thinks twice.. Then he goes inside the parlor just to ask a few questions about their hours, etc... He notices that the guy he was talking to has a waki-taki (sp). Then out of no where some guy comes out with a police badge around his neck.. Nothing happend to him..

My family friend is 43.. Married too.. lol.. I dont know if he will ever go in a parlor again.. It was his first time there and the police were there.

But Its weird.. I called that place yesterday and I asked what time they close Saturdays and the lady said 7pm.. So it cant be a happy ending parlor..

I just want to find some legit parlors for him..

chmura 05-20-2005 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by blastin
there's one off el toro, across from scarantinos, behind that mcdonalds. i forget what its called.

What city is it in?

AC815 05-20-2005 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by gsrthomas
I never been and this is for a friend of mine.. Well actually family friend of mine..

:rofl: did he meet that girl on the freeway and follow her too?

haha just messin with you man

blackzeus 05-20-2005 12:23 PM

Again, stop with the self-incrimination. BMDoubleU2K4 is gonna have a field day with some of you guys if he changes his career. And tell your buddy to go to a club where Asians go, and actually use some game to pick up women. Lots of Asian girls like white guys (that's what I'm assuming your friend is). Much more satisfying IMO knowing you earned it and didn't pay for it, plus you don't have to worry about the cops breaking in on your "massage" :thumbup:

cd330 05-20-2005 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gsrthomas
What city is it in?


Lake Forest, I think I know where he is talking about.

ripped_78 05-20-2005 12:24 PM

Any massage parlour that stays open till 10pm is a happy ending one.

ripped_78 05-20-2005 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by blackzeus
Again, stop with the self-incrimination. BMDoubleU2K4 is gonna have a field day with some of you guys if he changes his career. And tell your buddy to go to a club where Asians go, and actually use some game to pick up women. Lots of Asian girls like white guys (that's what I'm assuming your friend is). Much more satisfying IMO knowing you earned it and didn't pay for it, plus you don't have to worry about the cops breaking in on your "massage" :thumbup:

You spend more money at a club than you would at a massage parlour, all you do is lay there and they take care of you. I would rather pay for it then have some girl I'm tyring to get know tell me later on it's not working out after you dropped alot of money on her. One date runs about $75-100 that is what a massage cost.

blackzeus 05-20-2005 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ripped_78
You spend more money at a club than you would at a massage parlour, all you do is lay there and they take care of you. I would rather pay for it then have some girl I'm tyring to get know tell me later on it's not working out after you dropped alot of money on her. One date runs about $75-100 that is what a massage cost.

That's the whole point of free will. You win some you lose some. To me part of the excitement in f!cking a girl is knowing that I gamed her, meaning it took some effort to get it. If I were to pay for it, it would be more like I'm just doing a bodily function, because anybody could have done what I just did. In short, the challenge makes sex that much better. The girl wants you, you want her, there's nothing better IMO. I couldn't imagine f!cking a girl who's not really into having sex with me. It would feel weird having sex without passion. Just my .02, not to mention the legal ramifications of doing what gsrthomas is suggesting.

chmura 05-20-2005 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by blackzeus
That's the whole point of free will. You win some you lose some. To me part of the excitement in f!cking a girl is knowing that I gamed her, meaning it took some effort to get it. If I were to pay for it, it would be more like I'm just doing a bodily function, because anybody could have done what I just did. In short, the challenge makes sex that much better. The girl wants you, you want her, there's nothing better IMO. I couldn't imagine f!cking a girl who's not really into having sex with me. It would feel weird having sex without passion. Just my .02, not to mention the legal ramifications of doing what gsrthomas is suggesting.

I agree with you. I wouldnt be able to pay a girl to have sex cuz they she will be doing it just for the money aspect of it. I to want passion when having sex with another partner.

But this is for a family friend of mine. He is a cool guy.. He is older. think 44 or something.. married.. but unhappily married.. All he wants is to hook up with an asian girl for one night..

Back at school I had apportunities of going to a parlor.. My friend used to always go. He even said he will pay for me.. But I always refused to go..

chmura 05-20-2005 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by cd330
Don't know any in OC, but one time, o.k., twice I was in Phucket, Thailand and they offer those massages.....I heard. :eeps:

Yeah Thailand is crazy and is known for that kind of stuff.

I had a Thai g/f before and she can ride a mean you know what..

I downloaded a parlor vid of thailand and man those girls take care of you.. They sit in the tub with you and bathe you and everything.. I wouldnt mind getting that treatment..


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