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Solaris 10-14-2009 08:12 PM

How Would You Get The Girl Across The Hall Into Bed?
 
There's a much younger girl of 19 or so who lives in the apartment room across from me (like 6 feet away). She moved in about 2 months ago and I've been waiting to see her around the complex but it rarely happens. When I do, I initiate conversation but she's friendly at best.

I'm much older than her (30+) so dating might be out of the question, but a romp in the hay might not. So...how do I go about either of the following:

A. Getting to know her better
B. Getting her in bed one crazy night

I'm really not sure how to approach this scenario since we're neighbors. Okay, give me your best advice.


Edit: BTW, if you're so young that you think this is somehow 'wrong' then don't bother posting. Believe me, when you're over 30, you will most likely be singing a different tune when it comes to dating young women.

JJR4884 10-14-2009 08:13 PM

wow you're a fukking creep :rofl:

DME46 10-14-2009 08:14 PM

She won't go for it.

She's probably already boning some guy who's 25.

DylloS 10-14-2009 09:38 PM

people like you are the reason I don't want a daughter.

ALPINEMSIX 10-14-2009 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DylloS (Post 10762885)
people like you are the reason I don't want a daughter.

x100000 :rofl: excactly! go find someone your own age

350ZBOY 10-14-2009 10:07 PM

It's a set up! don't do it.

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6...346a87dgi3.jpg

jailonacs99 10-14-2009 11:10 PM

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums...Creepy_Guy.jpg

217Bimmer 10-14-2009 11:47 PM

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l1...chloroform.jpg

Solaris 10-15-2009 12:02 AM

LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.

350ZBOY 10-15-2009 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solaris (Post 10763631)
LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.

If we were older ladies, would u still wanna bone? :rofl:

DILLA 10-15-2009 12:49 AM

ask her out on a date?

Chris-TK 10-15-2009 12:50 AM

:pics:

ProchaineStation 10-15-2009 12:55 AM

Im dating a 14 year old:str8pimpi
Quote:

Originally Posted by Solaris (Post 10763631)
LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.


Chris-TK 10-15-2009 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWfanfromQuebec (Post 10763908)
Im dating a 14 year old:str8pimpi

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

ALPINEMSIX 10-15-2009 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solaris (Post 10763631)
LOL, I guess when Hugh Hefner dates a 19 year old it's okay but when it's someone else, it's wrong. Some of you sound like jealous, old ladies.

the only diff is that, the girls comes to hugh hefner and he just sits there.. you my man have been tryin to converse with this younger girl, and shes deff not feelin you.. because if she was, shed proly be over at ur spot already

Green_Shine 10-15-2009 07:54 AM

"I'll be you're buyer"

JoeVert 10-15-2009 09:46 AM

If shes only friendly at best when you spark conversation then you don't have a chance. Your only chance is to find her a bf who will get her to fall in love with him, then crush her heart, and you be there as a rebound. bada bing.

SLVR JDM 10-15-2009 10:40 AM

Have a party and invite her over as a neighborly act.

BeRzErKaS 10-15-2009 12:19 PM

Strange responses... Not sure what the problem is here...? :dunno:

Best way to get a female neighbor into bed is to find a practical, non-date like reason to visit her apartment. An updated version of the "Can I borrow a cup of sugar?" strategy with a modern twist.

You will need to do your own leg work to advance the relationship from the Total Stranger to Casual Acquaintance stage. You're 30+ so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and skip the remedial Pimpology. Let's move on to the more advance tactics.

Through casual conversation try to figure out what she likes to watch on TV. As a young girl the chances are very high that she follows at least one of those trendy, ditsy shows that we generally don't care about (American Idol, Grey's Anatomy, etc). Your job is to fake an interest in whichever one she likes the most. On a random week night knock on her door (without prior warning) and casually inform her that your cable is out and ask if you can watch "whatever lame ass show" at her apt because you remembered her mentioning that she watches it regularly.

This is an acceptable request among young people these days. I've had two previous female neighbors knock on my door with similar requests. Most recently this cute Asian girl that lives across the hall offered to cook me and my roommate dinner if she could come over and watch House with us. Done and Done!

Anyway, as long as you're not a total sketch ball she'll probably say "Sure!" and invite you in. The goal is not to put the moves on her the first night but to engage her in decent conversation and get to know her better. If she has roommates your job is to charm them too. Close with a nonchalant effort to turn the TV night thing into a regular occurrence by saying thanks and inviting her to watch at your apt next time. If you make it to that point you're golden and should have her in the sac within a week or two.

Contingency Plan
If she declines your request to watch TV together she will most likely throw you a bone by attaching some lame excuse like "I'm about to leave" or "I have people coming over." If so, take the hint, bow out gracefully and move on to the next. No big deal.

calialx1 10-15-2009 12:37 PM

^^^ good plan imo


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