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FTWeisse 04-20-2011 03:32 PM

Text this to girls for guaranteed sex (srs)
 
Taken from bodybuilding.com...

you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: ---
you: coming over now (regardless of what she says)
her: ---
you: 1. success (no longer alone), 2. lulz (forever alone)



Fun game - provides serious lulz. Will try one now and will upload...

rohde88 04-20-2011 03:34 PM

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum...y-doubtful.jpg

FTWeisse 04-20-2011 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohde88 (Post 13069227)

http://www.rejecthaven.net/4um/image...ermabanned.gif

mvrk10256 04-20-2011 03:35 PM

in for lolz

rohde88 04-20-2011 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTWeisse (Post 13069241)

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpr...ll-be-okay.gif

GRIFFIN 04-20-2011 03:43 PM

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/0...jpg?1276839767

'busa 04-20-2011 03:43 PM

http://www.cinemaemcena.com.br/entid...statham_01.jpg

cowmoo32 04-20-2011 03:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

Andy2108 04-20-2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTWeisse (Post 13069216)
Taken from bodybuilding.com...

you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since you'r good looking and I drive an 11 year old BMW, why havent we banged yet?
her: ---
you: coming over now (regardless of what she says)
her: ---
you: 1. success (no longer alone), 2. lulz (forever alone)

fixed...

Penguin Koolaid 04-20-2011 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTWeisse (Post 13069216)
Taken from bodybuilding.com...

you: I have a question
her: what is it?
you: since we're both good looking, why havent we banged yet?
her: ---
you: coming over now (regardless of what she says)
her: ---
you: 1. success (no longer alone), 2. lulz (forever alone)



Fun game - provides serious lulz. Will try one now and will upload...

I've got someone in mind I want to try this one :clap:


Quote:

Originally Posted by 'busa (Post 13069283)

:rofl:

SaN NizZLe 04-20-2011 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penguin Koolaid (Post 13069303)
I've got someone in mind I want to try this one :clap:


:rofl:


me too! ;):woot:

SDKmann 04-20-2011 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penguin Koolaid (Post 13069303)
I've got someone in mind I want to try this one :clap:


:rofl:

Yeah, I actually know girls this would work on, which is making me reassess my life and the kinds of people I hang around with.

k2pilot 04-20-2011 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowmoo32 (Post 13069293)

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

That brought me as much humor as the first time i saw this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCU9Z-4yDkE

FTWeisse 04-20-2011 03:55 PM

just fired three off (one to my gf :eek: )


waiting for lulz...

Penguin Koolaid 04-20-2011 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTWeisse (Post 13069349)
just fired three off (one to my gf :eek: )


waiting for lulz...

The girl I have in mind gave me her number, but I never gave her mine... nor have I bothered to call her since :rofl:. I do know where she lives though... and she's been in my place. So this could be creeptacularlly hilarious.

2000_328CI 04-20-2011 03:58 PM

:lmao: original post was ok but responses were epic

Skazzy 04-20-2011 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FTWeisse (Post 13069349)
just fired three off (one to my gf :eek: )


waiting for lulz...

http://i.imgur.com/hxFQN.gif

red leader standing by

Samito [e46] 04-20-2011 04:24 PM

Photobucket

zhpfan4life 04-20-2011 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skazzy (Post 13069388)
http://i.imgur.com/hxFQN.gif

red leader standing by

This makes me die every time I see it...:rofl::rofl::rofl:

In!

RidinBimmerz 04-20-2011 04:44 PM

lol thats funny me and my buddy used to play the same game only it went like this :

Me: hey what's up?
her: nothing how have you been?!
Me: great, thanks. so hey I was wondering, when are you gonna let me tap that ass?
her: huh? are you serious? etc.
Me: what do you mean am I serious? You in or what?!!:evil:
her: 1. okay, where? 2. fvck off!

either way, you win. as long as it's a chick you don't really care about.

Me and my best friend did this for like 6mo and would keep track of how many we actually banged with a point system included.

Haha those were the days:D


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