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enter 09-23-2011 09:38 PM

I Sharted and ditched my date lol
 
wow so my Friday night just ended prematurely so to speak. Went on a date with a girl I met 2 weeks ago, this was our third night going out. Anyways, wasn't feeling too good all day, and probably should of called off the night but manned up and picked her up. Anyways, she made a joke and i laughed a bit and liquid poo came out unintentionally. I quickly told her that i had to make an important call to my dad and stepped aside to the washroom, i could feel the poo dripping down my leg on the way over. Anyways i locked myself in the stall and txted my buddy to see if he can come over to the restaurant and drop off a pair of his boxers for me to use, he said to Eff off thinking i was kidding. Then called my brother to help me but he didn't pick up. So I took off my boxers but unfortunately there was poo on my jeans and it smelled pretty bad so I snuck out the back door, turned off my phone and booked it home. Tomorrow is going to be an interesting day when i turn my phone back on lol...i think ill masterbate to a picture of her in a bit and report back, not the way i pictured the night ending but atleast ill still be able to cum on her face.

Mike Larry 09-23-2011 09:40 PM

lol

Silver_Surfer 09-23-2011 09:45 PM

HAHAHA! You didn't lie and say there was an emergency or something?

E46Moonlight 09-23-2011 09:47 PM

Hahahaha!

K Cuv 09-23-2011 09:51 PM

Incredible.

JonJon 09-23-2011 09:51 PM

Lol!!!

Punch yourself and say you got mugged

jelani 09-23-2011 09:51 PM

damn man i heard it all now:rofl::rofl:should of just told her what was up or should i say what was down:rofl:

e46stallion 09-23-2011 09:52 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahah. hilarious!!!

sgplayer69 09-23-2011 09:53 PM

:lmao: best part of my night

46_coupe 09-23-2011 09:53 PM

:rofl: classic post

SW222 09-23-2011 09:54 PM

Damn that sucks, lol. The last time something similar happened to me was when I was 6 or 7. I was blowing bubbles with this girl outside of our building complex and all of a sudden I had to take a sh!t real bad. Was too lazy to run all the way up to the 10th floor by stairs so I decided to hold it in. 2 minutes later while I'm making faces and crossing legs while standing there, sh!t just came rushing out lol.

aapriadi 09-23-2011 10:16 PM

lol if it really happened

slo323ci 09-23-2011 10:19 PM

pics of said date?

CollinsE90 09-23-2011 10:23 PM

Sounds like a sh1tty time

stapler12345 09-23-2011 10:24 PM

http://everyjoe.com/files/2009/02/ed...amgirls8x6.jpg

IminDiegoTriick 09-23-2011 10:26 PM

lmfao

kuksul08 09-23-2011 10:33 PM

in

If true, I would have just told her I felt sick...

Eliott's-BMW 09-23-2011 11:08 PM

nice, I would have done the same...

farmdog 09-23-2011 11:11 PM

Tell her the truth.....everybody sharts.

Mr.Jack 09-23-2011 11:13 PM

LOLOLOL made my night


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