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DylloS 02-28-2012 07:51 PM

Someone help solve a mystery...fleshlight content
 
Lets keep this safe for work so no pictures of the full item

About a week ago I noticed a charge on my account for $84 and one for $34. I had no idea what they were for so I googled the companies and the $84 charge was for a fuucking fleshlight. I played dumb and went to my bank and desputed the charges. They called the company and found out it was a "male masturbation kit" and we all laughed. The rep at the fleshlight company said it was on schedule to be delivered to my house. I never ordered this. I just showed up today in a mangled box and I'm wondering if a friend is playing a prank on me. They said it was ordered just after 5pm eastern on a tuesday so I know it wasn't some drunk decision I made.

So either one of my friends got my card info and ordered it or someone got my card info and ordered it, but why would it come to my house?

I'm going to write return to sender and drop it back in a ups box because I'm not touching this thing and the bank said to do that so they can't fight the dispute by saying that it was delivered. I think it's a funny ass situation but I'm just curious how it all went down. The second company was just some billing company and when I called they said they have over 150 clients who use their service so they can't tell me exactly what it was.

Here's a pic of the box
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...37876890_n.jpg

Act of God 02-28-2012 07:52 PM

being single sucks huh

NOVAbimmer 02-28-2012 07:57 PM

uh huh...

DylloS 02-28-2012 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Act of God (Post 14131670)
being single sucks huh

it's hilarious dude. This is definitely something that a friend would do.

ac_2007 02-28-2012 08:00 PM

Was the $34 for jelly?

evolved 02-28-2012 08:02 PM

Got hammered and ordered yourself a date?

TayloMade[07] 02-28-2012 08:02 PM

nice toe shoes.

DylloS 02-28-2012 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ac_2007 (Post 14131704)
Was the $34 for jelly?

could be maybe. There is some kind of lube in there too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolved (Post 14131711)
Got hammered and ordered yourself a date?

haha not at 5pm on a tuesday

Quote:

Originally Posted by TayloMade[07] (Post 14131715)
nice toe shoes.

thanks lol

DME46 02-28-2012 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TayloMade[07] (Post 14131715)
nice toe shoes.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

sweetbro858 02-28-2012 08:05 PM

You should have a few glasses of wine, dim the lights, light some candles, and take it for a test drive. :smokin:

evolved 02-28-2012 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DylloS (Post 14131719)


haha not at 5pm on a tuesday


lol

Fair point.


It's gotta be one of your friends. Was anyone over at your house or using your computer where your CC info might have been saved? Like on Amazon, or paypal or something?

DylloS 02-28-2012 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolved (Post 14131727)
lol

Fair point.


It's gotta be one of your friends. Was anyone over at your house or using your computer where your CC info might have been saved? Like on Amazon, or paypal or something?

no way. Maybe they got it one night when it was sitting around and they planned it out.

Top_Bunk 02-28-2012 08:09 PM

-Family sees your fleshlight delivery.
-Make "I didn't do it" thread to prove you didn't buy it.
:eeps:



J/k, but I guarantee that's what the bank teller thought :rofl:

cowmoo32 02-28-2012 08:10 PM

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Break up with gf, "mystery" fleshlight shows up....hmmmm

DylloS 02-28-2012 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spage (Post 14131740)
-Family sees your fleshlight delivery.
-Make "I didn't do it" thread to prove you didn't buy it.
:eeps:



J/k, but I guarantee that's what the bank teller thought :rofl:

haha I used to work there. We had a few people laughing

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowmoo32 (Post 14131744)
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Break up with gf, "mystery" fleshlight shows up....hmmmm

that's why I think it's one of my friends fuucking with me.

Xcelratr 02-28-2012 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetbro858 (Post 14131723)
You should have a few glasses of wine, dim the lights, light some candles, and take it for a test drive. :smokin:

And THEN return it! Umm, ewwww.



Solly, if it's not a prank, it could be:
- The crook is one of your neighbors, was hoping you wouldn't be home at delivery, package would be left at your door and they could swoop in and grab it.

- Most mail order companies require the billing address to verify against the credit card company's records (sometimes just the ZIP, sometimes the whole thing). It could be the crook entered a different shipping address and the company just screwed up and sent it to the billing address by mistake.


Oh, and:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8

Bartacus 02-28-2012 08:31 PM

Too bad you didn't know which friend it was. You could spunk in the damn thing and give it back to them on their next birthday. That would be awesome!

ImPulSe 02-28-2012 08:36 PM

So a friend of yours knows your credit card information? Yea... I could cancel it.

slo323ci 02-28-2012 08:36 PM

Call the company and see what email or ip that order used.

DylloS 02-28-2012 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImPulSe (Post 14131833)
So a friend of yours knows your credit card information? Yea... I could cancel it.

lol what do you think I did the second I noticed unauthorized charges?


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