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DylloS 06-26-2012 09:17 PM

So...I fuucked the fleshlight NWS
 
Original thread
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...ght=fleshlight

As some of you know, this thing was ordered and sent to my house. No friends owned up to doing it, and I'm not sure how it would be fraudulently purchased and sent to my address either. I was told by the bank to send it back but knowing how the banks work, they didn't do any real research so it just sat in the box on my dresser because I was lazy to actually bring it to a ups box.

I recently received a letter stating that the fraud case was closed and my money was back in my account for good. I guess pending investigation they could take out the $80.

So the other night I was thinking, why not? Open the sh1t up and see what it's like.

It's a very flimsy soft rubber "sleeve" that goes into the plastic. Luckily this thing came with lube because the fit is very tight. I tried to shoot right into it to make my "session" clean as possible but it just wasn't happening. To avoid dick burn and pulling the sleeve from the "holster" I just dropped some lube in.

I was pretty embarrassed trying this thing out but I just went for it. I said "who gives a sh1t".

This little invention just changed the masturbation game. IT IS AMAZING. I know there are a lot of virgins around here so if you're wondering what vagina feels like go ahead and get one of these things. It's more work than you're conventional spank but it's worth it. It has a very tight feel but it's a little cold. Maybe one day I'll put it out in the sun for a few minutes. Cleaning it is super easy though. Just run it under the sink with some soap and it's like you never banged it. I have yet to give it a cream pie though. I just can't bring myself to do it yet. Possibly in the near future.

I'm paranoid I'm going to leave this thing out by accident though lol.

I'm opening up the floor for questions so ask away.

Swish 06-26-2012 09:21 PM

:lmao:

DylloS 06-26-2012 09:22 PM

Someone tell me where the photoshopped pic of my riding the fleshlight is so I can post it in the original thread

GhostFlame 06-26-2012 09:25 PM

Did you take it out for dinner and drinks first?

mkodama 06-26-2012 09:27 PM

lol

ThaHooch 06-26-2012 09:27 PM

:rofl:

AC815 06-26-2012 09:29 PM

If you wear a condom you won't have to pull out


:eeps:

XKxRome0ox 06-26-2012 09:29 PM

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best "sex" of your life)
What would you rate it?

Posted from Skyrocket using BimmerApp

DylloS 06-26-2012 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XKxRome0ox (Post 14520724)
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best "sex" of your life)
What would you rate it?

Posted from Skyrocket using BimmerApp

7. It's up there with the tightest I've done so the pressure is amazing. The coldness knocks it down a few spots but in all honesty, if my eyes were closed, and it was warmer I would not be able to tell the difference.

GhostFlame 06-26-2012 09:34 PM

So are you guys like dating now? Does she have any say in this?

CollinsE90 06-26-2012 09:34 PM

dm;hs

kuksul08 06-26-2012 09:35 PM

:rofl: holy sh1t this is hilarious

DylloS 06-26-2012 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhostFlame (Post 14520746)
So are you guys like dating now? Does she have any say in this?

your jokes are horrible. Bring something more to the table or my first cream pie will end up in a pm to you.

budman 06-26-2012 09:36 PM

Whats her name?

Lair 06-26-2012 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DylloS (Post 14520740)
7. It's up there with the tightest I've done so the pressure is amazing. The coldness knocks it down a few spots but in all honesty, if my eyes were closed, and it was warmer I would not be able to tell the difference.

Next time put it in the microwave.

GRIFFIN 06-26-2012 09:37 PM

LoL

Sent from my phone.

JonJon 06-26-2012 09:38 PM

This thread makes it feel like OT circa 2004-05

Feels good!

DylloS 06-26-2012 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonJon (Post 14520766)
This thread makes it feel like OT circa 2004-05

Feels good!

i like to think I used to have some good threads and I was scrolling today at the main page just sad. I said I have to make this thread.

cd330 06-26-2012 09:39 PM

at least you didn't post a pic of you penor, I would hate to ban you but....

:rofl:

JonJon 06-26-2012 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DylloS (Post 14520770)
i like to think I used to have some good threads and I was scrolling today at the main page just sad. I said I have to make this thread.

I started a gym in my garage because of you

love it


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