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B_Cyrus 08-10-2012 12:22 AM

how do you jack off with your roommate in the room?
 
I just moved into my dorm, and I've never had a roommate. How do you guys jack it? Like, I know if I had a girl in here I would smang with him watching and that would be okay, but I'm riding solo for the next couple days. Any tips?

Btw, in Kansas City. Why are there so many noisy cicadas?

ThaHooch 08-10-2012 12:24 AM

Head to the showers...

HyeWarrior 08-10-2012 12:24 AM

Like dis

http://mob51.photobucket.com/albums/...f?t=1241883690

Wes 08-10-2012 12:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPHOnDWWys

Roller619 08-10-2012 12:28 AM

Get your new roommate to help you.

It'll be a good icebreaker.

Zell 08-10-2012 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roller619 (Post 14642164)
Get your new roommate to help you.

It'll be a good icebreaker.

Dutch Rudder.

Don't worry bro, it's cool. It's not gay.

albeee 08-10-2012 12:41 AM

Already in a fit of despair...

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beeemerdude 08-10-2012 12:45 AM

inb4griffin

kaput 08-10-2012 01:23 AM

Look him in the eye.

B_Cyrus 08-10-2012 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albeee (Post 14642193)
Already in a fit of despair...

Sent from my LG-E739 using Bimmer App

http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/...4574664151.jpg

woopaul5 08-10-2012 01:30 AM

slowly with no eye contact

HyeWarrior 08-10-2012 01:31 AM

This is amazingly fitting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfI3rVEbDhE

GRIFFIN 08-10-2012 01:36 AM

You do it together. Roommates for life

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tinkwithanr 08-10-2012 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN (Post 14642279)
You do it together. Roommates for life

Sent from my phone

eskimo roommates?

GRIFFIN 08-10-2012 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tinkwithanr (Post 14642281)
eskimo roommates?

Yep

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Los520 08-10-2012 02:32 AM

Go to bed with socks on and always scratch your balls in front of him

kpxl1023 08-10-2012 02:39 AM

in the bathroom, duh

mkodama 08-10-2012 02:58 AM

I think out in missouri they do it will livestock and it's considered normal.

cityjohn 08-10-2012 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B_Cyrus (Post 14642140)
How do you guys jack it?

Why are there so many noisy cicadas?


Your question has become your answer.

BreakfastBurrito 08-10-2012 03:17 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q23JPKKpAoU


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