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GRIFFIN 09-25-2012 06:24 PM

Sup......Got a SRS question.
 
So, I am going to ask my lady to marry me. This can be moved to the love line section if need be, but I want to get some advice/suggestion ffor what to say.

Here is the cliff notes.

1. been together 5 years.
2. have daugther who is almost one.
3. want to get married.
4. going to propse at a winery in front of about 150 people.
5. spent a grip on an amazing ring and diamond.
6. need help with my prroposal speech.
7. GO............

want it to be short and sweet.


I am not not posting nude pics of the future Mrs. Griffin

sweetbro858 09-25-2012 06:26 PM

"Live with me if you want to cum forever"


BOOM

350ZBOY 09-25-2012 06:27 PM

"cum with me if you want to live forever"

Kwando 09-25-2012 06:27 PM

Get yourself a boom box, climb onto the roof and play this jam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo1HaVN1Pt0

xecure 09-25-2012 06:28 PM

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

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GRIFFIN 09-25-2012 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by xecure (Post 14762319)
What's the difference between jam and jelly?

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While jam and jelly are made from fruit, they differ in a lot of aspects in terms of their texture, appearance and production. Jam is made from chopped pieces of fruit, while jelly is made from fruit juice only. Jelly also has pectin and lemon juice, which gives its firm shape as opposed to the fluid-like characteristic of jam. Jelly will also appear clearer because it is made only from fruit juice, while jam will have noticeable fruit bits thus giving it its thicker density. Jam is often used alongside another dish, while jelly can be eaten by itself

ngillan 09-25-2012 06:31 PM

wrong! the difference is you can't "jelly" your dick into a girl.

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VaderDave 09-25-2012 06:33 PM

I dunno about the whole "in front of 150 people" part, but that's just me.

Of course, I asked my wife to marry me while we were sitting in her parents' basement watching TV, so I'm no expert.

GRIFFIN 09-25-2012 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngillan (Post 14762329)
wrong! the difference is you can't "jelly" your dick into a girl.

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Yes they can, but it's very not easy to do (it's not *difficult* either)... and practically any movement will make them fall (or be squirted) out of the woman's vagina.

It doesn't feel as good for the man if he's not hard... there isn't as much pressure or friction... and since I'm a man, I can't tell you how it feels for the woman.
Source(s):
Many years of occasional ED because I have multiple sclerosis - and doing it soft isn't difficult, it just requires patience.

GRIFFIN 09-25-2012 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaderDave (Post 14762333)
I dunno about the whole "in front of 150 people" part, but that's just me.

Of course, I asked my wife to marry me while we were sitting in her parents' basement watching TV, so I'm no expert.

I talked wit hthe winery and the event coordiantoor is going to startin clingging her glass at a set time, and the band will stop playing music. The coordinator will call me on stage and then.....................

VaderDave 09-25-2012 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN (Post 14762350)
I talked wit hthe winery and the event coordiantoor is going to startin clingging her glass at a set time, and the band will stop playing music. The coordinator will call me on stage and then.....................

So are the people mostly strangers, then? Or will they be friends/family you've invited?

GlockMan 09-25-2012 06:39 PM

I would never ask in front of others.

That is just me.

albeee 09-25-2012 06:44 PM

Leaves a margin of safety?

_.dstrukt.n1ne 09-25-2012 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaderDave (Post 14762333)
I dunno about the whole "in front of 150 people" part, but that's just me.

Of course, I asked my wife to marry me while we were sitting in her parents' basement watching TV, so I'm no expert.

My wife asked, while we were watching tv, if I wanted to get marry, I said sure and she said Oct 12th is available and we can do it on beach at Lake Tahoe. I said sure.

sea6speed 09-25-2012 06:45 PM

I'd start with something like "hore, if you don't wanna be raising your bastard spawn on welfare, marry me"

casino is no lie 09-25-2012 06:45 PM

Wing it. That's what I did :rofl:

VaderDave 09-25-2012 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _.dstrukt.n1ne (Post 14762380)
My wife asked, while we were watching tv, if I wanted to get marry, I said sure and she said Oct 12th is available and we can do it on beach at Lake Tahoe. I said sure.

That is awesome.

I asked my wife to marry me, and shortly thereafter I fled the country for two years. We got married five weeks to the day after I returned.

guest1008 09-25-2012 06:47 PM

She ok with the public thing? My wife hates that stuff. Prolly would say no if I did it in front of a ton of people.

bimmerfan08 09-25-2012 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casino is no lie (Post 14762383)
Wing it. That's what I did :rofl:

You're engaged? :hmm:

ThaHooch 09-25-2012 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN (Post 14762301)
want it to be short and sweet.


I am not not posting nude pics of the future Mrs. Griffin

"name," will you marry me?


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