Stupid Crap Your Friends Post on Facebook
 

I saw a quality thread on this subject on another forum. I know you all have idiot friends on Facebook, so let's see what they're putting out there.

Sample:
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"At the Gym"

I had someone post" gym yesterday "

Keep it out of my hair.

my boy cheated on me, isn't he such a loser?

my kids sh1t in the toilet finally

soooo over it

soooo sick of fake people


and 1000 fake Sandy pictures

Those pics/memes that lobby for "likes" are pretty annoying. If I like it, I'll "like" it. Pretty sure that's the whole point of the feature.

I'm getting tons of these right now. I can't wait for next week so they'll (hopefully) go away.

Every ****ing meal they eat!!!

'Praying the Good Lord will help me shoot a big buck today'

'Wishing George Washington would come out of his grave and fix what this president has done'

'Can't believe I lowered my standards for that person' (b1tch if you're still talking about them on Facebook, you're still not over them)

When absolute whores that I've met talk about finding a good guy

"Leg day," next day they post "arm day," and so on.

People that post about blowing money, or chasing money, that are completely broke and/or zero chance to ever make any money.

1. Anything passive aggressive, such as but not limited to:

"I thought I knew who my real friends are"
"I'm so mad right now, I don't want to talk about it"
"People are so two faced"


2. Anything that points to their kids being super smart or super talented for doing inane things. Yes, I know people are proud of their kids and I know FB is a method of keeping people you don't see often in the loop, but your 10 month old is not ahead of the curve because they can blow a snot bubble.

3. Political chain emails = automatic defriending. I understand FB is a social media site, but I can't take political rants seriously when the next post in my timeline is about someone getting black out drunk.

4. Online petitions. You know the type....."If this page gets 100,000 likes gay marriage will be made legal in all 58 states." Muppets!

5. Religious pages/pictures that go along the lines of "Hit like if you love jesus and ignore if you know you are going to hell"

Post pictures/specific examples. Otherwise we're going to run out of material pretty quickly.

Like this:

Why is the BMW poster annoying?

because alll that person does is post cars. Like 20 or 30 at a time.

there are people that do nothing but post pictures/statuses of their car

x1000000000000

I can't stand this
"At the gym"
"going to the gym"
"school, work, gym"
"gym before I watch tv!"

blah blah blah..... we get it. you're buff and cut and ripped and all that sh!t

Can't wait for tomorrow
3 days left...so excited
today is the worst day of my life

without giving an explanation as to why they feel that way. facebook makes people feel more important than they actually are.

You are just jealous.

see

had someone post a picture when their kid **** their pants - like, a picture directly of the crap filled undies.

****ing gross.