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Hrvat 11-15-2012 03:09 PM

Chick took a sh1t in my bathroom, now won't talk to me :S
 
Took this girl out supper last night, then came over to my house to 'watch a movie'. We fooled around as we watched Skyfall (which was kinda disappointing)

I had few beers so I needed to piss and get a refill on beer. I get up, go to kitchen to grab a new beer and she runs into washroom. I thought she just went in for quick pee/refreshment since we were getting into it prior to this, however 3 mins goes by, nothing. 5 mins goes by, I hear toilet flushing :censor:

She came out acting like nothing happened. At this time I had to piss bad. I waited 2-3 mins before going in and after I walked in, I knew she dumped it. It didn't smell bad but tangy smell was in the air.

We hung out for another hour but barely fooled around. I just wasn't in the mood. I acted like nothing happened in washroom by still joking around and cuddling with her. Drove her home, got a good night kiss.
She hasn't replied to 2 of my texts today, so I def got the hint this is done :ben:

Has this ever happen to any of you?

casino is no lie 11-15-2012 03:14 PM

Ask her if she'd like to join you for a hot lunch tomorrow.

IdahoToyo 11-15-2012 03:17 PM

Girls don't poop :hmm: Maybe someone broke in and used your bathroom while out to dinner?

CollinsE90 11-15-2012 03:18 PM

She probably was turned off by watching a cam rip.

Devious1 11-15-2012 03:19 PM

she realized you don't put out

Silversixspeed 11-15-2012 03:20 PM

You've clearly never lived with a woman if something like that took you out of the mood.

eee4666 11-15-2012 03:20 PM

Shit in her purse next time you guys hang out. You need to establish dominance.

GRIFFIN 11-15-2012 03:22 PM

nudes

tks 11-15-2012 03:24 PM

rofl @ shitting in purse lol'd hard

GRIFFIN 11-15-2012 03:25 PM

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/201...ump_206_09.gif

francogt1 11-15-2012 03:26 PM

that usually turns me on

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Creepy_3c660e_3012020.gif

Breezy 11-15-2012 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eee4666 (Post 14902970)
Shit in her purse next time you guys hang out. You need to establish dominance.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

makecopies 11-15-2012 03:27 PM

BAM!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy9kc957Snk

mkodama 11-15-2012 03:28 PM

You didn't put out, she doesn't think you like her.

GRIFFIN 11-15-2012 03:29 PM

http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/3576/xuc7z.png

v8 5 11-15-2012 03:35 PM

You sent her 2 texts within twelve hours and you're worried she's not responding?


stage 5 clinger

JJR4884 11-15-2012 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klubeck (Post 14902960)
Girls don't poop :hmm:

yes they do.. however the sh*t usually comes out of their mouth

JJR4884 11-15-2012 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v8 5 (Post 14903033)
You sent her 2 texts within twelve hours and you're worried she's not responding?


stage 5 clinger

lol i would love to see those text

hey, i had a really good time last night. want to go out again tonight? I know this great indian-mexican fusion restaurant that just opened up.

Tom5933 11-15-2012 03:41 PM

OP, are you in HS?

rsxstock 11-15-2012 03:50 PM

Quote:

She came out acting like nothing happened.
Did you expect a high-five?


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