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v8 5 11-30-2012 07:57 PM

Ever deal with your girls cockblock friend?
 
Noticed when I have a really good relationship with a girl, I tend to make friends with her "best friend"

Everything goes great for a year, or whatever

but then the "best friend" always ****s things up if she's a "larger one" (aka fatty), it usually goes two ways:
  • She tries to split you up so she can leverage her friend to find more guys so she can nab one up herself, as her friend wont want to go "looking around" anymore
  • She tries to split you up because she "likes you more" and tells her friend "he's not good for you"

Having first dated a regular girl with a regular aka non-fatty friend that can score for herself, I never had this problem. Seems like the best girls always have the fat friends though.

Hopz 11-30-2012 08:01 PM

Never a problem in an actual relationship like you say, but in a group of girls you're trying to talk to the big ones always **** your **** up. If you're dating this girl tell her about her friend, I'm sure she's not oblivious to her being a cockblock fat chick.

VaderDave 11-30-2012 08:10 PM

Just nail the fat friend on the side so she'll keep her mouth shut.

Tom5933 11-30-2012 08:10 PM

My ex's bestfriend secretly and manipulatively destroyed our relationship. So in a way I've dealt with this. My case is an extreme one though.

v8 5 11-30-2012 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaderDave (Post 14941748)
Just nail the fat friend on the side so she'll keep her mouth shut.

Gross


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom5933 (Post 14941749)
My ex's bestfriend secretly and manipulatively destroyed our relationship. So in a way I've dealt with this. My case is an extreme one though.

Yep, seems like she got jealous of her besty having someone like me, is destroying everything, and THEN tried to come onto me.


I feel like I'm a keeper that got held to double standards, oh well. The loss is theirs :craig:

andrewrossnagel 11-30-2012 08:26 PM

is your girlfriend,ugly?

budman 11-30-2012 08:27 PM

Im with Dave.

ThreeWay!

Sent from my damn phone

GhostFlame 11-30-2012 08:38 PM

I've never gotten along with any of my exgirlfriend's friends.

One exception was a decently hot Persian girl which I ended up banging. she was 28 I was 19, while back.

VaderDave 11-30-2012 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budman (Post 14941787)
Im with Dave.

ThreeWay!

Sent from my damn phone

This could be read in two ways: one that results in a :woot::thumbsup: and one that results in :confused::yikes:

Hopz 11-30-2012 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrewrossnagel (Post 14941783)
is your girlfriend,ugly?

This. Come to think of it, none of my girlfriends/longtime bang buddies had any really close fat friends TBH. Pretty girls usually have pretty girl friends. The hot ones that hang around fattys are usually doing it to make themselves feel better and those are the cvnts. You got sh1t twisted man

v8 5 11-30-2012 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hopz (Post 14941842)
This. Come to think of it, none of my girlfriends/longtime bang buddies had any really close fat friends TBH. Pretty girls usually have pretty girl friends. The hot ones that hang around fattys are usually doing it to make themselves feel better and those are the cvnts. You got sh1t twisted man

I don't know, has to do with some "sisterhood" bullshit they read in books

morningisbad 11-30-2012 09:05 PM

My fiance doesn't really have fat friends...but definitely some ugos...not only do they try to bring her down to their level, but they try to break us up.

Stupid trash...

budman 11-30-2012 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaderDave (Post 14941837)
This could be read in two ways: one that results in a :woot::thumbsup: and one that results in :confused::yikes:

Hmmm:eek:

genuity 11-30-2012 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v8 5 (Post 14941851)
I don't know, has to do with some "sisterhood" bullshit they read in books

:rofl:

GhostFlame 11-30-2012 09:18 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ZE2lh.jpg

v8 5 11-30-2012 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhostFlame (Post 14941917)

http://i.imgur.com/AUN1r.jpg

B_Cyrus 11-30-2012 10:00 PM

OP likes the attention from his fake threads.

v8 5 11-30-2012 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by B_Cyrus (Post 14942021)
OP likes the attention from his fake threads.

You made that thread so you could show your friends on Facebook, letsberealhere.

Lemonsqr 11-30-2012 10:34 PM

you got a fat/ugly guy friend? hook him up.....

morningisbad 11-30-2012 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemonsqr (Post 14942077)
you got a fat/ugly guy friend? hook him up.....

Haha, I've tried this. Unfortunately, my single friends have no game...even for the fuglies...it's sad sometimes


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