Do u get a boner when u get your shoes cleaned ?
 

Just curious

I never opted to get my shoes clean at the airport yet.

I get a boner when the wind blows. I mastered the tuck in 7th grade.

Lol - nice

Add gym rope too

climbing rope?

I wear gym shorts when I get my shoes shined just so everyone knows how much I'm enjoying it.

Sure that too.

Only if they are being cleaned with my dick.

no but i did get them shined once in vegas, felt like a boss...plus i was not quite sober :rofl: but the guy did do a great job.

Yes. When they look up at me from their knees.

If it was a female shoe shiner probably....but how often do you see a female shoe shiner?

Every time I see a shoe shiner I feel like I am back in the 1800s.... how lazy and stuck up do you have to be to have someone shine your shoes?

I've always shined my own shoes but how much do these people charge?

Feels great but not great enough to get a boner.

I lol'd.