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joeski3d 01-24-2013 10:45 AM

Alright... which one of you guys was this?
 
Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2533967.html


Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

"I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.
:rofl:

mcr_driver 01-24-2013 10:51 AM

Must've been F2B or (insert random person annoys OT)

Eliott's-BMW 01-24-2013 10:52 AM

Griffin did it...

mcr_driver 01-24-2013 11:27 AM

Couldn't be Griffin doesn't have to leave his home to fap. It'd be too far from his compendium of fap material.

wasp9166 01-24-2013 12:31 PM

creatine, just don't

illestminimike 01-24-2013 03:55 PM

Maybe dmax?

GRIFFIN 01-24-2013 03:57 PM

i have issues sh1tting outside my house.

zuckuss00 01-24-2013 04:12 PM

Sounds like SollyD to me...?

evolved 01-24-2013 04:47 PM

Bath salts are a b1tch.

Big Rick 01-24-2013 06:06 PM

Bad Day for Violent Naked, Pooper, Masterbator
 
Don't know why I thought of this place when I read this... But it is hilarious. Didn't see it posted here already...

Quote:

Gregory Matthew Bruni


In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

"I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.

The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face.

When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home.


At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.

Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."

Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence.

Let's Recap The Allegations Against Bruni:


1.Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

2.Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

3.Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

4.Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

5.Masturbated in the living room.

6.Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

7.Defecated on the floor in two places.

8.Drank the contents of the vacuum.

GRIFFIN 01-24-2013 06:06 PM

r.

Big Rick 01-24-2013 06:14 PM

repost?

GRIFFIN 01-24-2013 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Rick (Post 15093239)
repost?

yep.

GRIFFIN 01-24-2013 06:20 PM

http://i.minus.com/i9NmAOs29g7eV.jpg

VALMONT 01-24-2013 06:23 PM

:spit:

MDydinanM 01-24-2013 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Rick (Post 15093239)
repost?

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=967414

Brucifer325 01-24-2013 08:55 PM

Kpeng?

bimmerfan08 01-24-2013 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolved (Post 15092962)
Bath salts are a b1tch.

:rofl:

SPDSKTR 01-25-2013 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRIFFIN (Post 15093258)

http://youtu.be/QBP-CScCPyc

joeski3d 01-25-2013 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Rick (Post 15093239)
repost?

You're too slow for my beat.

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/...s_Gif_Bale.gif


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