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phrozen06 01-25-2013 01:27 PM

Rand Paul wants Obama to Resign. You won't believe why. LOL!!!
 
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blog...c-scandal.html

Quote:

January 23, 2013
OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL
Posted by Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.

"By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President's second term," said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). "The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once."

While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, "We must remember that this happened on President Obama's watch."

Mr. Paul said that the White House's refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis "only serves the argument that this President has something to hide."

"If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn't lip-sync his oath of office?" he said. "If that's the case, he's not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway."

Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: "Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn't fool anyone."
And we wonder why nothing gets done in congress. America this is your tea party. :lmao: That's right..........the people you voted for during the 2010 midterms.

TiAg2247 01-25-2013 01:29 PM

How in the HELL do these ass clowns ever make it to public office?!?!?! Jesus Christ.

kaput 01-25-2013 01:30 PM

Unreal. :facepalm:

badfast 01-25-2013 01:34 PM

This can't be real:b:

not real:
http://www.webpronews.com/obama-not-...eyonce-2013-01

casino is no lie 01-25-2013 01:36 PM

I have no faith in humanity.

evolved 01-25-2013 01:38 PM

If this is for real......

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...png?1306264975

Act of God 01-25-2013 01:42 PM

Sounds like something from the onion. I would be quite shocked if this is real

Act of God 01-25-2013 01:43 PM

Ahhh, op is retarded I see lol

'busa 01-25-2013 01:46 PM

:popcorn:

2000_328CI 01-25-2013 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badfast (Post 15095381)

Quote:

Obama Is Not Being Asked to Resign Over Beyonce's Lip-Sync, Put Away Your Twitchy Tweeting Thumbs You Gullible Lot
:lmao:

5ynd1cat3 01-25-2013 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Act of God (Post 15095411)
Ahhh, op is retarded I see lol

Old news is old

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bimmerfan08 01-25-2013 02:33 PM

I chuckled

Wes 01-25-2013 02:52 PM

lol op is a retard

Rhumb 01-25-2013 04:27 PM

Certainly not real, but that it is so plausible is itself scary.

Too bad, that would have given the Birthers a newer devious conspiracy to latch onto.

5ynd1cat3 01-25-2013 05:15 PM

ITT: OP attempts to rustle jimmies.

Fails dismally.

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Lair 01-25-2013 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5ynd1cat3 (Post 15096282)
ITT: OP attempts to rustle jimmies.

Fails dismally.

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You're in here. :hi:

Act of God 01-25-2013 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhumb (Post 15096138)
Certainly not real, but that it is so plausible is itself scary.

Too bad, that would have given the Birthers a newer devious conspiracy to latch onto.

Not believable from Rand Paul, maybe some yahoo out in the middle of nowhere...but not Rand Paul.

Lair 01-25-2013 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Act of God (Post 15096521)
Not believable from Rand Paul, maybe some yahoo out in the middle of nowhere...but not Rand Paul.

That's almost as beliveable as that pitiful rug he wears on top of his head.

What is that? Roadkill weasel?

http://bluegrasspolitics.bloginky.co.../rand-paul.jpg


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