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DME46 01-31-2013 03:01 PM

I give God 10%, why should I give you 18%?
 
http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibti...es-receipt.jpg

Applebees fires waitress for posting credit card slip on-line.

http://www.ibtimes.com/pastor-apolog...photos-1053232

GRIFFIN 01-31-2013 03:02 PM

http://gif-cdn.com/22126.gif
there is no god.

Fergo 01-31-2013 03:05 PM

Who knew, the pastor is a jew

casino is no lie 01-31-2013 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fergo_the_mule (Post 15116205)
Who knew, the pastor is a jew

It was a receipt for Applebees not Einsteins :rolleyes:

M3_POWER 01-31-2013 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fergo_the_mule (Post 15116205)
Who knew, the pastor is a jew

:spit:

DME46 01-31-2013 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fergo_the_mule (Post 15116205)
Who knew, the pastor is a jew

http://www.wordoftruthdm.org/index.p...out-the-Church

Acually dolan, is black.

http://www.wordoftruthdm.org/web_images/church-fun.jpg

Fergo 01-31-2013 03:11 PM

...or maybe you're just unable to comprehend my joke. It's OK

wasp9166 01-31-2013 03:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmzIKX4xNyM

evolved 01-31-2013 03:14 PM

Sounds like kind of a dick.

Act of God 01-31-2013 03:14 PM

Why was 18% automatically added on a $34 check?

Fergo 01-31-2013 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Act of God (Post 15116263)
Why was 18% automatically added on a $34 check?

Because the high quality eating environment and excellent food at applebees warrants a mandatory %18 tip

wasp9166 01-31-2013 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fergo_the_mule (Post 15116274)
because the high sodium eating environment and putrid food at applebees warrants a mandatory blood pressure check

:4ngie:

DME46 01-31-2013 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fergo_the_mule (Post 15116246)
...or maybe you're just unable to comprehend my joke. It's OK

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/21701993.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Act of God (Post 15116263)
Why was 18% automatically added on a $34 check?

Party of 8 or more, and then probably had the check split. The 18% remains on the individual split checks.

BimmerIsMyName 01-31-2013 03:18 PM

Ever heard the phrase, "don't piss off your server"?

DylloS 01-31-2013 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Act of God (Post 15116263)
Why was 18% automatically added on a $34 check?

he was black and statistically speaking black patrons tip less.

BimmerIsMyName 01-31-2013 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Act of God (Post 15116263)
Why was 18% automatically added on a $34 check?

Generally, whatever restaurant you go to, if you have larger parties they'll automatically add on a higher gratuity charge

VALMONT 01-31-2013 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DylloS (Post 15116291)
he was black and statistically speaking black patrons tip less.

they can afford it with all the child support payments they missed

Fergo 01-31-2013 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasp9166 (Post 15116282)
:4ngie:

:lmao:

NOVAbimmer 01-31-2013 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Act of God (Post 15116263)
Why was 18% automatically added on a $34 check?

Because people who eat at Applebee's can't do math?

evolved 01-31-2013 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VALMONT (Post 15116299)
they can afford it with all the child support payments they missed

He's a priest so all of his extra money is probably going to attorneys fees to fight off the child molestation charges :eeps:


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