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dmax 02-10-2013 09:48 AM

fn dmax again--Feb 21 Comedy attempt
 
I can't reveal any details, but I'll just say that I know my first seven words, and although you won't believe them at first, I'll make you a believer.

That sounds potentially funny, doesn't it?

One more time, folks, and always, appreciate your support. I can't do this without you...well, without people...and people you are!

Please PM me to let me know if you're coming...they're getting tighter about bringing people these days...meaning, they expect me to bring some semblance of an audience...bastards!


Scotty's Steak House & The Comedy Cove
595 Morris Avenue
Springfield, New Jersey

Thursday, February 21, 8 p.m.

Reservations: 973-376-3840

Admission is $7, $5 with reservation; 2 drink minimum, free parking...easy access from Rt. 78, 22, GSP, NJT...and they do have a restaurant you can order from and the food is good.

HacksawMark 02-10-2013 10:04 AM

Man I wish I lived near you or was visiting the area. I'd be there in a heartbeat. Do well!

BeMyWhip 02-12-2013 09:17 PM

Gonna try to bring my possi.
Gonna ask the wife and anthony and his wife.
Well drink and laugh at everything thats said.
Tip... leave the condom over the mic joke out
Ok, thats it for now

dmax 02-13-2013 04:56 AM

Let me know if you con them into it, George.

You didn't like my condom joke? Uh oh! Do me a favor, when I get up there, close your wife's ears for the first 10 secs. or so...then everything should be safe!

Thank you for your support! I'm going to let you win in our next drag race!

330xIce 02-13-2013 08:12 AM

Good luck dmax!

BeMyWhip 02-13-2013 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmax (Post 15157620)
Let me know if you con them into it, George.

You didn't like my condom joke? Uh oh! Do me a favor, when I get up there, close your wife's ears for the first 10 secs. or so...then everything should be safe!

Thank you for your support! I'm going to let you win in our next drag race!

Yeah, we gotta set up a drag race for the spring time.
This time I will come.
You dont have to "let" me win...
I will.

francogt1 02-13-2013 02:39 PM

Give up.

dmax 02-13-2013 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by francogt1 (Post 15159039)
Give up.

Is that to me or to Whip? And is that about comedy or drag racing?

BeMyWhip 02-13-2013 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmax (Post 15159169)
Is that to me or to Whip? And is that about comedy or drag racing?

Who cares? Lol
You will keep on being funny,
and we will keep on racing...

dmax 02-14-2013 03:36 AM

Hey, George...

I care a little if he's being a d!ck to either you or me. I'm sure it's me and that's fine. But he should be nicer. I've seen his car and know he opened up a shop.

Be nice, Franco. I have a really good memory. I'm doing this because I enjoy it.

IE46323CI 02-14-2013 03:38 AM

I so wish i was in your town to check it out. Love going to places like these...Have tons of fun....

Mango 02-14-2013 02:35 PM

Bump for DMAX! I would love to see you live one day dmax, and preferably, not in my living room with a hockey mask and baseball bat!

BeMyWhip 02-14-2013 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmax (Post 15161349)
Hey, George...

I care a little if he's being a d!ck to either you or me. I'm sure it's me and that's fine. But he should be nicer. I've seen his car and know he opened up a shop.

Be nice, Franco. I have a really good memory. I'm doing this because I enjoy it.

Ha...
Funny. I think you scared him, he is not responding. Lol

dmax 02-20-2013 07:40 AM

So, since I'm only good for making a few people laugh...maybe 3-5% of people...and since I really enjoy doing stand up and need to do it for therapeutic reasons...

I really want to do my show tomorrow night but need confirmed 'bringers.' So, if you PM me and say you can come, I'll treat you to admission and two drinks--the same con I used here early on.

First five responding get the deal!

Please don't think me desperate by doing this...I probably should feel this way, but I don't. I have some amazing friends that love me...I know, it's hard for me to believe too! I just love doing this...it's my form of entertainment. I don't otherwise have a hobby other than Fanatics!

zhenkaaaM3 02-20-2013 09:00 AM

Id go buddy. But i work till 8 and dont know if ill make it

dmax 02-21-2013 02:47 PM

Bump for me...if anyone is last minute, let me know...otherwise, look forward to seeing whomever. Hopefully I'll have my 5 and get up on stage...if not...be looking for podcasts from me sometime in the near(ish) future.

Thanks again for your support! It's your fault!

meriBMW 02-21-2013 03:23 PM

Also i notice you perform at Scotty in springfield. I actually live in Millburn and right down the street from Scottys. I haven't been to that place in 3-4 years, if i have time tonight around 8, ill try to swing by and show some support. Cheers

dmax 02-21-2013 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meriBMW (Post 15184734)
Also i notice you perform at Scotty in springfield. I actually live in Millburn and right down the street from Scottys. I haven't been to that place in 3-4 years, if i have time tonight around 8, ill try to swing by and show some support. Cheers

That's be great. Find me and I'll buy you some drinks...as previously promised!


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