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318 is coupe MARY! 03-03-2013 07:47 PM

theres something about mary
 
hi everyone just thought i would share this with you all.
i set off on saturday morning on a journey by train to pick up a 1999 318is coupe that was advertised on ebay. described as a clean solid car with 100k and 12 months m.o.t i was met at the train station 3hrs later by a man claiming to be selling the car for his next door neighbour. so the motor rough was not the word i would use a quick look round and i relised someone had just totaly neglected this motor have a drive it drives well he said so i got in turned the key at this point realised it had done 120k strted it up it was a bit lumpy as much as i tried to convince myself i would make it into a good motor i had to be relistic and said no. back on the train i search different sites for a 318is coupe oh i forgot to mention i wanted one for ages and i will be 50 in june. no joy couldnt find anything in my price range oh im not well off either 4 kids and 5 grandkids but i still have all my hair dont ask abot the teeth tho i dont like having to lie!. anyway didnt have a great nights sleep bit dissapointed imagine my surprise when i came across a 318is coupe for sale only 100miles away in my budget so now its sunday ive phateoned the seller he assures me its a great car with only a couple of cosmetic marks etc. so back on the train i go 3 hours latwr im driving home fantastic love it now im in love and on the nmber plate theres her nname MARY

thefrog1394 03-03-2013 08:51 PM

:hmm:

terzinator 03-03-2013 08:53 PM

Punctuation is free on this forum! Please use generously!

shovelit 03-03-2013 08:55 PM

Um. Congrats Mary....... I think..... Please try spell check and proper punctuation.
I'm good and drunk right now and I'm pretty sure this looks better than anything you just posted.

Zell 03-03-2013 09:03 PM

anyway didnt have a great nights sleep bit dissapointed imagine my surprise when i came across a 318is coupe for sale only 100miles away in my budget so now its sunday ive phateoned the seller he assures me its a great car with only a couple of cosmetic marks etc. so back on the train i go 3 hours latwr im driving home fantastic love it now im in love and on the nmber plate theres her nname MARY

HBizzo88 03-03-2013 09:05 PM

Omg,I can't even read this sh1t!!!!

BBBoy323i 03-03-2013 09:08 PM

Ehh cool story bro...

2000beamer 03-03-2013 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zell (Post 15215076)
anyway didnt have a great nights sleep bit dissapointed imagine my surprise when i came across a 318is coupe for sale only 100miles away in my budget so now its sunday ive phateoned the seller he assures me its a great car with only a couple of cosmetic marks etc. so back on the train i go 3 hours latwr im driving home fantastic love it now im in love and on the nmber plate theres her nname MARY

And I thought reading it once was enough

choxor 03-03-2013 09:09 PM

Phaeteoned. A verb is born.

GATORSHOES2 03-03-2013 09:09 PM

TL;DR

50 yr old man wanted a bimmer, got a bimmer, is in love with his bimmer "as we all are". The end.

M3JetBlack 03-03-2013 09:28 PM

I went to go rest my eyes after reading that. While scrolling through the guide on TV I saw a movie listing called "There's something about Mary".... :hmm:

Alex323Ci 03-03-2013 10:56 PM

Ummm, isn't the 1999 318is Coupe an E36

Akonion 03-03-2013 11:55 PM

I just had a aneurysm reading that.

mitfa911 03-04-2013 12:07 AM

I'm no one to judge since I'm Cuban and English is not my first language. But I would never expected this kind of writing and spelling coming from Britain.

ZHPinthe103 03-04-2013 12:30 AM

Jesus, guys lets commence the flaming so the OP deletes his account.

How many handfulls of horses does a 318i have? 49?

Akonion 03-04-2013 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZHPinthe103 (Post 15215482)
Jesus, guys lets commence the flaming so the OP deletes his account.

How many handfulls of horses does a 318i have? 49?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZHPinthe103 (Post 15215482)
59?

Fix'd*

scarede46er 03-04-2013 12:32 AM

lol! The inventors of the language have become its worst enemies.

TheRarp 03-04-2013 07:05 AM

It appears OP is sending a message to someone else.

The recipient should focus on: "her nname MARY"... I repeat..."her nname MARY"...



The numbers used also provide a meaning or hidden message:

1999
+
318 / 100k * 12 = 2037.16


"i will be 50 in june" : this means June is the 'selected' date/month to execute the plan.
"either 4 kids and 5 grandkids " : this means the number of simultaneous operations or more money is needed


"phateoned ... with only a couple of cosmetic marks" : this means .. the acquired material were not in great shape but they are fully functional.

trive2 03-04-2013 07:12 AM

Well, considering that we can no longer call it English...

I call dibs on "Australian".

FrodoTBaggin 03-04-2013 08:02 AM

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...V_N6Gs4G-IOszI


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