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Forum: General Off-Topic 12-19-2006, 10:11 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,194
Posted By Duke W
Sissy. :pfft:

Sissy. :pfft:
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-19-2006, 09:08 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,194
Posted By Duke W
Bet she's got a nice nature trail, too.

Bet she's got a nice nature trail, too.
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-18-2006, 10:22 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 17,663
Posted By Duke W
Not to mention "Semi-homemade" with Sandra Lee...

Not to mention "Semi-homemade" with Sandra Lee (whom I'm sure the pig-dogs will slaver over, too). Semi-Ho indeed. If that bulimic biotch spent half as much time, effort, and money on the actual...
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-18-2006, 03:57 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 2,857
Posted By Duke W
Because it took until last year some time for...

Because it took until last year some time for Macs to ship with a multibutton mouse.
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-18-2006, 03:55 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 2,857
Posted By Duke W
So, you don't know how to use one, and it's the...

So, you don't know how to use one, and it's the computer's fault?!

I agree, though, a one-button mouse is pretty weak. Good thing that 4+ button mice are cheaply and readily available.
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-18-2006, 03:31 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 17,663
Posted By Duke W
I didn't hold any of them up to be the summit of...

I didn't hold any of them up to be the summit of female perfection, now did I?

I just think it's funny that you guys will criticize the slightest flaw in a cute girl's body and/or face (if you...
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-18-2006, 03:28 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 321
Posted By Duke W
Procrastination FTMFL.

Procrastination FTMFL.
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-18-2006, 02:34 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 17,663
Posted By Duke W
You're NUCKING FUTS. Look at this picture: ...

You're NUCKING FUTS. Look at this picture:

Look at the size of that forehead! And she's got a mouth bigger then the damn grille of the Austin Healey they have her 'driving' in the tags for her...
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-18-2006, 02:25 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 3,167
Posted By Duke W
Subway used to be the same way - they were after...

Subway used to be the same way - they were after aggressive growth in stire numbers, and they'd let anyone open one anywhere. In the mid-late '90s, Subway opened more stores per year than any other...
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-15-2006, 04:02 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 726
Posted By Duke W
Really. Honestly. How ****ing bored can you be?!

Really. Honestly. How ****ing bored can you be?!
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-15-2006, 03:26 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,831
Posted By Duke W
:thanks: :woot: ...hey! I mean :eek: :cry:

:thanks: :woot: ...hey! I mean :eek: :cry:
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-15-2006, 03:21 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,831
Posted By Duke W
Yeah, baby. :thanks: :woot:

Yeah, baby. :thanks: :woot:
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-15-2006, 03:19 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,280
Posted By Duke W
...in the rain, after you've just ArmorAlled your...

...in the rain, after you've just ArmorAlled your new tires, including the tread part, because it just looks so damn good.
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-15-2006, 02:20 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 938
Posted By Duke W
You don't even need youtube - www.willitblend.com...

You don't even need youtube - www.willitblend.com is their actual site, and they have all the videos hosted there. They blend all kinds of stuff: hockey pucks, a rake handle, you name it. They even...
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-15-2006, 09:19 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 3,501
Posted By Duke W
Can you say "completely unreasonable expectations...

Can you say "completely unreasonable expectations of female perfection that you probably don't even come close to meeting for males"?

Sher. Knew ya could.
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-14-2006, 03:00 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,106
Posted By Duke W
Let's see: 1) OP breaks law; posts whiny...

Let's see:

1) OP breaks law; posts whiny ***** thread about how police suck for doing their jobs. Check.

2) Forum moderator removes abusive language against police. Check.

3) OP posts...
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-14-2006, 01:27 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,161
Posted By Duke W
Two daughters, ages 14.5 and almost 11. ...

Two daughters, ages 14.5 and almost 11.

Personally, I would never have them less than 2 years apart; I prefer 3-4 years. But everybody's mileage will vary. I know a guy 10 years younger than me...
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-14-2006, 01:06 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,161
Posted By Duke W
Not in my mind. Besides: 2 in diapers + 18...

Not in my mind. Besides:

2 in diapers + 18 years = 2 in college

:bawling:
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-14-2006, 11:30 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 833
Posted By Duke W
Rangoons with sweet'n'sour sauce and some hot...

Rangoons with sweet'n'sour sauce and some hot mustard = teh yum...

...IF the rangoons are good. Good rangoons are better than eggrolls, but bad rangoons are MUCH worse. Eggrolls tend to have...
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-14-2006, 11:26 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,161
Posted By Duke W
Hey, he's a good looking boy, especially for 2-3...

Hey, he's a good looking boy, especially for 2-3 days old.

But, man, 2 in diapers at the same time? WTF were you thinking?!

:)
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-14-2006, 11:23 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 349
Posted By Duke W
You know, you can buy an unlimited supply of...

You know, you can buy an unlimited supply of LandCruisers if you're insanely rich, but you can't even buy one right arm after it gets crushed between the C-pillar and the asphalt.
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-08-2006, 12:29 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 728
Posted By Duke W
Hence:

Hence:
Forum: Love Line 12-08-2006, 12:27 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,200
Posted By Duke W
Then this is NOT her picture: ...

Then this is NOT her picture:

http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/500/PritzRosto4.JPG

:bs:
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-08-2006, 12:24 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 728
Posted By Duke W
Why "dammit"? What's wrong with Johnny Cash? ...

Why "dammit"? What's wrong with Johnny Cash?

This is what you get when you judge music by genre, and not by the music itself.
Forum: General Off-Topic 12-07-2006, 10:57 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 5,361
Posted By Duke W
If they wear normal-size shirts, what's going to...

If they wear normal-size shirts, what's going to cover them up when their pants fall down... for the 73rd time that day?
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