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Forum: General Off-Topic 07-20-2014, 12:05 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 5,574
Posted By tattooed_sailor
Obviously this is a new account, a '12 would not...

Obviously this is a new account, a '12 would not remember me, so... I'm still lost. Give me a hint at least.
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-19-2014, 09:05 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 5,574
Posted By tattooed_sailor
See, that's not how I remember it at all. ...

See, that's not how I remember it at all.

Damn whippersnappers.

Git off my lawn.

/sailor
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-14-2014, 01:46 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 3,953
Posted By tattooed_sailor
Only once did I stray down that path. The pussy...

Only once did I stray down that path. The pussy was great, and she was well built. That said, i'll never do it again. She was one of the blackest women I've ever seen, and while initially I thought...
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-10-2014, 01:35 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,476
Posted By tattooed_sailor
I would pay... to watch Griffin raw dog that...

I would pay... to watch Griffin raw dog that s<sp>h<sp>i<sp>t<sp>e
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 11:56 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,420
Posted By tattooed_sailor
When a girl is more manly than most men, I think...

When a girl is more manly than most men, I think I can make an exception.
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 11:13 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,420
Posted By tattooed_sailor
:thumbsup: I certainly would not toss her...

:thumbsup:

I certainly would not toss her out of bed for eating crackers. come to think of it, I'd toss her out for NOT eating crackers :str8pimpi
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 10:08 PM
Replies: 49,049
Views: 8,466,411
Posted By tattooed_sailor
real or not, I won't discuss. What I will...

real or not, I won't discuss.

What I will say is, has anyone here actually tried shooting from that position? :facepalm:
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 09:31 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 525
Posted By tattooed_sailor
Two days later. Fire shoots up and down my spine...

Two days later. Fire shoots up and down my spine at random intervals. Metal slams, a trickle of light shines through thick glass porthole in steel door. "Smith, roll up, you're...
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 08:47 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,420
Posted By tattooed_sailor
I will say, that girl has bigger balls than most...

I will say, that girl has bigger balls than most men I know. Hunting a lion with a bow? that s<sp>h<sp>i<sp>t is legendary
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 08:44 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,420
Posted By tattooed_sailor
:thanks:

:thanks:
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 3,420
Posted By tattooed_sailor
Who cares? People who love to fling poop...

Who cares?


People who love to fling poop from their ivory towers.
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 08:23 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,731
Posted By tattooed_sailor
I can't stop watching :eek:

I can't stop watching :eek:
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 08:21 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 525
Posted By tattooed_sailor
If so, then it follows I may have been the one...

If so, then it follows I may have been the one who brought you to...


the dark side :evil:
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 08:20 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 525
Posted By tattooed_sailor
:hi: Long time and all that jazz.

:hi:

Long time and all that jazz.
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 06:26 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,731
Posted By tattooed_sailor
Its never soft when you're around :thumbup:

Its never soft when you're around :thumbup:
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 05:52 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 525
Posted By tattooed_sailor
Fvck - an excerpt

As the day wears on, I feel something substantive slip away from me. Should I be concerned by the headlights in my rearview that seemingly have been following me for the last two days? Suddenly time ...
Forum: General Off-Topic 07-01-2014, 05:33 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,731
Posted By tattooed_sailor
It does work, but the women it works on I...

It does work, but the women it works on I certainly would not fvck.
Forum: General Off-Topic 06-26-2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 4,666
Posted By tattooed_sailor
:hmm: First of all, it seems we agree on...

:hmm:

First of all, it seems we agree on most if not all points here. I have no issue with holding your employees to certain standards of dress while at work. Similarly with ink, if john doe has a...
Forum: General Off-Topic 06-26-2014, 10:28 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 3,235
Posted By tattooed_sailor
:lmao:

:lmao:
Forum: General Off-Topic 06-26-2014, 09:53 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 4,666
Posted By tattooed_sailor
I'm all for discretion, just as you seem to be....

I'm all for discretion, just as you seem to be. All of my ink can be covered with a standard dress shirt, and I specifically limited myself to that while I was working in a professional environment....
Forum: General Off-Topic 06-26-2014, 09:42 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 4,666
Posted By tattooed_sailor
Thank you for proving my point for me. :thumbsup:

Thank you for proving my point for me. :thumbsup:
Forum: General Off-Topic 06-26-2014, 09:09 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 3,235
Posted By tattooed_sailor
What I don't understand is how he got caught. It...

What I don't understand is how he got caught. It is hilariously easy to get into mexico with guns, getting them back out of mexico would be where I could see a problem arising, assuming one is using...
Forum: General Off-Topic 06-26-2014, 09:01 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 4,666
Posted By tattooed_sailor
I'll be the first to admit that I am biased on...

I'll be the first to admit that I am biased on this subject, I love my ink and would not change any of it. Frankly, I see someone who discriminates against those with ink as no different than someone...
Forum: General Off-Topic 05-31-2014, 01:58 PM
Replies: 204
Views: 7,019
Posted By tattooed_sailor
Wake an bake this morning... some nice local...

Wake an bake this morning... some nice local hash, paired with a couple bowls of some simply sublime Candy Jack i found last week.


So floaty I found my way back here. kinda amazing really
Forum: General Off-Topic 05-31-2014, 01:45 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,934
Posted By tattooed_sailor
I would pull over, get out off the car, walk up...

I would pull over, get out off the car, walk up to the rock thrower, and say, "I'm horny, b<sp>i<sp>t<sp>c<sp>h"


The shock will give me all the time I need :4ngie:
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