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Old 09-27-2010, 10:05 PM   #63
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Originally Posted by JonJon View Post
Interesting scenario:

You: Hey, what was your name again?

Her: You already forgot my name?

You: Look, this is moving a little too fast for me. To be honest, you seem to be getting juuuuuuuust a little (high pitched and slow exaggerated voice) too attached and clingy. I usually don't ask for a girls name until the 4th date. I feel a real connection with you and I'm willing to break my rules, step out of my comfort zone and make an exception for you, being that this is our 2nd date. I just don't want to get hurt (SELL IT!)

Her: **embarassed and EROTICALLY TURNED ON** Oh, I'm sorry.... Amy Wannabangatyourplace

You: Profit
Pure gold...
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