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Old 03-05-2011, 04:43 PM   #78
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Originally Posted by SDKmann View Post
My food hangover is worse than my drinking hangover and Sriracha gives me the fire shts. It is nice to poop with such an intensity though that there isn't a need to wipe more than once, rocket shts FTW. Thats right, I have fire rocket shts.
I know exactly what you are talking about. I went to a casino last night for te buffet. We ate for almost 4 hours till 12:30 ish.

What I felt this morning wasn't normal. Worst feeling ever. As if the food was still partially in my throat. The shiit, was fabulous.

I pooped at work, and what came out were, as I like to refer to them, ready to grill sausages. Perfect shape balls of poop.

The wiping wasn't as precise as it usually is because of the brick like surface of the toilet paper and the fact that the last sausage bursted into ground beef on exit.
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