That wagon is SUPER clean! Very impressive. I'd advise dragging your feet on the sale. Tell her with all the turmoil in the Middle East and more apocalyptic signs foretold in the Bible coming true, nobody is making any offers. Or conveniently ignore any offers. She'll learn to like it the more she drives it. How can you not love the ride of an E46??
"So when you go for a drive, remember to leave your murderous anger where it belongs - at home."