The guys here from Cali hate it when people refer to your state that way. Watch your back now!
Also, if you see any of them wandering around with boxes of kleenex, just stay away...that's my advice.
Oh, also, just a little south of you, you have the world's greatest bmw mechanic (I'm pretty sure). You should be honored to be living that close to him and can probably sense his power from where you are. You feel it?