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Old 05-24-2012, 08:35 AM   #160
Mark M
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Lancaster, PA
Posts: 422
My Ride: e30 M3 / e90 335d
"This is your captain speaking......Honest folks...I know two of the engines on this 747 are on fire and the other two fell off long ago, I know the tail fin has no working flight surfaces and I realize the right wing is sheering off from the fuselage, I know we are skimming the tree tops at over 500mph and I know that most likely we will impact the side of the mountain and our mortal beings will be desicrated into a fireball of nasty smelling burnt flesh unrecognizable beyond belief, I know all hydraulics have ceased to work and we are flying literally on A wing and A prayer.....but folks I really do think I can sincerely salvage this and get us safely to our destination for our regularly scheduled happy life."

Sidenote folks....Brothel in Ecudor anyone?


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