Yea, Billy Ray, like mentioned before, you sort of have the answer right in front of you.
Obviously you can't make noise, but there will be almost no noise, hardly even a light little scratching, from a cicada up your butt...fortunately you've got lots of them around.
Very funny, but for some reason, I thought of this idea yesterday, but yesterday, Romney was using the cicada. Just wash it off first is all.
Have you Mangofied your car yet?
Thursday, August 6, 8 p.m. The Comedy Cove--595 Morris Ave. Springfield NJ Reservations: 973 376-3840
Sunday, August 30, 8 p.m. Tierney's Tavern, Montclair, NJ
A recent set.