Yea, Billy Ray, like mentioned before, you sort of have the answer right in front of you.
Obviously you can't make noise, but there will be almost no noise, hardly even a light little scratching, from a cicada up your butt...fortunately you've got lots of them around.
Very funny, but for some reason, I thought of this idea yesterday, but yesterday, Romney was using the cicada. Just wash it off first is all.
In NJ--Tierney's in Montclair, Sept. 25, 7:30 p.m.
In NYC Sat, Sept. 30, 8 p.m. at Broadway Comedy Club! Sat, Oct. 8, 6 p.m. at Greenwich Village Comedy Club.
Comedy can be a great cheap date!
Mangofy your E46!