Yea, Billy Ray, like mentioned before, you sort of have the answer right in front of you.
Obviously you can't make noise, but there will be almost no noise, hardly even a light little scratching, from a cicada up your butt...fortunately you've got lots of them around.
Very funny, but for some reason, I thought of this idea yesterday, but yesterday, Romney was using the cicada. Just wash it off first is all.
I'm so depressed. No one wants to come see me. :(
Mangofy your E46!