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Old 08-10-2012, 05:35 PM   #35
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Originally Posted by B_Cyrus View Post
Lucky for me, I wasn't given a roommate this semester! I get to have my own college queen to fap on!
So, this whole thread was a troll? Billy Ray, I was trying to help you...and now I see that effort was wasted. tsk.

Still, though, having lived in Missouri for 15 years, I know that many there use cicadas for sexual gratification...quite publicly too. If you're a little queasy about it, just cut their wings off...they live for quite long, quite contentedly without them I hear from reliable sources in the Romney camp.
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