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dmax · 08-10-2012, 04:49 PM

Wes, I don't think you trained him that well. He'll read your post and come here with a series on beagle butts...I just know!

Billy Ray, I was very fond of many Missouri women. Your cali panache will impress them initially...until they learn how witty you are!

Since you're in a dorm, I don't think you can keep a beagle, but you could get a blow up beagle...walk it around and make the convo with the ladies about it. Pay particular attention to the ladies that don't seem to notice it's just an inflatable...they'll be the ones so into you, they didn't pay attention. :shhhh:

08-10-2012, 04:49 PM	#39
dmax Stay stock my friends! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Unit I Posts: 21,157 My Ride: '99 328i 1.03809 mu View My Garage	Wes, I don't think you trained him that well. He'll read your post and come here with a series on beagle butts...I just know! Billy Ray, I was very fond of many Missouri women. Your cali panache will impress them initially...until they learn how witty you are! Since you're in a dorm, I don't think you can keep a beagle, but you could get a blow up beagle...walk it around and make the convo with the ladies about it. Pay particular attention to the ladies that don't seem to notice it's just an inflatable...they'll be the ones so into you, they didn't pay attention. :shhhh: __________________ This huge woman, like 400 pounds comes up to me and says, "Doug, I would rock your world." I replied, "but I need to breathe." The girl in my sig:http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthr...highlight=dmax