There's a man that lives on a dusty backroad down by the abandoned taco stand. Rumor has it that the carpets in his home are fern green. He likes these kinds of jobs... he says it's good for his back. The fellow's called "DMAX." He gives free inspections, I hear. He lives right by the new jersey turnpike next to the hudson river down by the trees. if you see a pile of beagle carcasses, you know you've gone too far.
No more pimpin' and posin'. Time to do full professional maintenance.