Would you please work up a new paragraph for me, Mango? For some reason, that one presents me in a very odd light...
I'm better than beagle fur and carcasses...slightly!
OP, there are many guys around NY that are reasonably handy...if there's stuff I can reach without hurting my back too badly, we can talk about that. I'm good with lots of stuff...just not all of it.
What you planning on doing? Maybe we should try to talk you into DIYing?