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Old 09-21-2012, 01:15 AM   #33
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Cannot believe no one has suggested this yet. Bang her in da butt. That's not intercourse. Win win situation, no one can legally do anything to you. You'll have fun. Be sure to use a silicon based lube, one inch at a time.

When she is about 17.5 YO, take her for a short vacation to another state. F*** the lord out of her.
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