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Old 09-28-2012, 01:50 PM   #9
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Talking Heads: Burning Down the House or Psycho Killer

But, to help you get over her, you need to send these songs to her. When the police come to your door, make sure you're wearing a polo shirt.

In the meanwhile, go to the supermarket. You'll see a woman in the vegetable aisle and you just need to ask her, with a straight face, "could you please tell me if this cucumber is any good?" If she doesn't hit you, then the follow on line is, "I heard that if you keep it out of the sun that it will get harder, do you know if that's true?"

You're welcome.
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