also you have 'no speedo or mpg on clocks'? I assume you mean 'or' clocks...and by that little phrase, I wonder if your cluster is just unplugged or not plugged in well...had you been doing some of the cool sharpie mods?
Also, doublecheck your tire pressure...connections to speed sensor...wires coming forward.
And as will all electric issues, start by checking the battery condition also. (Small chance of this being your issue...could also be ignition switch too, I think)...but it sounds like just a loose cluster is why you don't have some lights/function in cluster.
You don't have a little flashing dot in the cluster by any chance, do you? The tamper dot?
I'm so depressed. No one wants to come see me. :(
Mangofy your E46!