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Old 10-08-2012, 09:02 PM   #279306
dmax
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"Why am I bringing gasoline on the plane? Filthy American stupid TSA person! I do it for my brothers...for all my brothers...suffering under gas prices in California and I wanted to help them out a little. Also, a friend of mine suggested that pouring it on me and igniting it makes a great depilatory, and as you can see for yourself, I'm seriously furry. Please officer...I need to find a wife, and I want one who picks me for my skin, not my fur."
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