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Old 10-08-2012, 09:36 PM   #279308
mtnbound
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Yay Area
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My Ride: 330Ci Vert, 325iT
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Originally Posted by dmax View Post
"Why am I bringing gasoline on the plane? Filthy American stupid TSA person! I do it for my brothers...for all my brothers...suffering under gas prices in California and I wanted to help them out a little. Also, a friend of mine suggested that pouring it on me and igniting it makes a great depilatory, and as you can see for yourself, I'm seriously furry. Please officer...I need to find a wife, and I want one who picks me for my skin, not my fur."
Make sure there's a nice, super long pause after the bold.
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