here's this goon's twitter acct that I work with
A friend of mine found the "best of" and emailed them to a ton of people....
Dear select few who share my pain:
I have done the seemingly unthinkable. I have read all of Dave's tweets in an attempt to showcase Dave Scn at his best. Below are some of Dave's most ill-conceived tweets, with my responses to certain ones in red. Dave, you are the quintessence of a man who is in intellectual denial. Your lack of original thought and trivial, unsubstantiated opinions are the reason I feel a moral obligation to enlighten the world in my later life.
1. I've finally mastered Super Mario Bros Crossover. I've beaten it with every character. Ryu rocks! http://supermariobroscrossover.com/
2. Yes! All in favor of this! Almost smacked a kid when dad wouldn't do anything about his kicking my seat on a flight! http://bit.ly/cc2CZp
3. According to Microsoft, "the cloud" is now the answer for everything... but it won't cook me a cheeseburger.
4. Do not use microwave's "popcorn" button to microwave popcorn.#stupidinstructions
5. I feel like Forrest Gump, sitting on a bus stop bench... Anyone got a box of chocolate?
a. No. Nevertheless, you're still dumb as ****. #RetardProblems
6. Stupid flight attendant announcement: "We'll be ready to depart once our captain arrives to pilot the aircraft." #wedontneednostinkinpilot
7. Girl at table behind me talking about someone she knows: "He's a tall guy not like 6'2 but like 6 foot" Ha! Wait til I stand up... #7ftTall
a. Please don't. Save yourself the shame of being seen out of your cave. #Ogre