a girl I dated in college went out for wing night, and then back to her room (my first time there). Her room had a bathroom that you accessed through the closet (weird, I know). Well, after a while hanging out there, the wings did their work, and I didn't really have any options. I blew her toilet up. It was so terrible. The kind of poop you'd like to just take a shower after rather than try to wipe clean.
We dated for three years.