I agree with you that most drivers are a holes and to make my life easier I decided to become one of them. I ride bumpers on the highway, speed up when people are trying to merge onto the highway, leave my lights on, race to the red light, cut people off every chance that I get, you get the picture.
Before this change I would get upset when I observed those behaviors. I thought about becoming a patrol man but instead I just became an a hole driver. Its almost the same thing if you ask me.