Happy Thanksgiving, NJ/NY/CT folks...and a Thanksgiving bump for me.
This is the day you ask yourself, who has added value to my life, who has helped me when others haven't, who would take their time to help a totally random person fix their car over the internet, who always has the time to say something totally pointless and sometimes funny.
...and then, "what can I do to repay such total generosity of spirit?"
Oh sure, you could send me money, but I'd prefer you just come and enjoy some comedy, have a couple of drinks, and lie to me about how unequivocally hilarious I might have been if I'd actually used actual humor.
I'm so depressed. No one wants to come see me in NYC: Sat, Oct. 8, 6 p.m. at Greenwich Village Comedy Club.
Mangofy your E46!