...Public Service Anouncement...
Squeezing Breasts Can Stop Cancer! YES, CANCER!
New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer.
Forget what the article says about pervy dudes. This is about public health we're talking about. Get out to the bars, get out to the softball games, go visit that girl in the cubicle over there and dole out some cancer stopping therapy!
DISCLAIMER: No balls were physically hurt during the reading of this post. Should redness and/or swelling occur consult your gynecologist immediately.