Federal Bonehead of Investigations - A Kelso woman reported in September that a man was speeding around her block and running stop signs. He jerked into her driveway, nearly striking her own vehicle, then threw his car into reverse, peeling out and kicking up gravel. An officer caught up with the man on North First Avenue and thought the suspect might try to outrun him. Instead, the man ditched his car and started to run away, surrendering only after the officer threatened to stun him. The man explained to the officer that he was "practicing high-speed driving for the FBI Academy because he wanted to be an FBI Agent."