Get a droid, root the phone, DL paid apps, backup using titanium backup, get refund for paid apps, restore those "returned" apps from titanium backup...profit.
"To my seeds, may I lead you into no breed of evil. In the categories and stories I breed my sequel.
You know the money brews, blunts, and broken 22's. Monkey see, monkey do, shorty sipping sunny dew.."