Jesus christ texans, are you ****ing idiots? You need to force these chips to be surgically implanted on the back of all these kid's hands. Get with the program. gosh
A lawyer opens the door of his BMW; suddenly a car drives by and rips the door completely off. Police officer
arrives & the lawyer bitterly complains about the damage to his car.
"Officer, I just got the car at BMW Greensboro
and look what they're done to my Beemer!!" he whines.
"You makes me sick" officer responds, "So worried about your BMW; but don't even notice your left arm is missing?"
"OMG.." lawyer replies. "Where's my Rolex?"
Last edited by Rotha; 01-10-2013 at 04:19 AM.