01-24-2013, 03:08 PM
Join Date: Mar 2008
My Ride: fast
| So yesterday I went to a casino buffet and just grabbed stack loads of meat, shrimp, chicken and pork etc... cause I'm on dat dirty winter bulk.
Fast forward to today and I'm drinking a lot of proton shakes and mass builders.
I usually get a chit load of gas and mud poop so I've been holding in all day cause I know that its gonna smell bad and I'd be on the pooper for a long time if I took a chit during class cause I like to wipe till I bleed (no dirty angus for me brah).
I was in my last class but my GI was backed up, my stomach bloated, I think there was so much gas that it was backing up and I was burping it out and it was giving me chit breath or smth so I had to go to washroom.
I didn't want to take too long on the chitter cause I don't want people in class to think I'm chitting (I'm a weird FA) so I walk to bathroom and then hold my angus cheeks open for optimum chitting power
For some reason, this WASN'T FUKING WORKING TODAY.
I was stressed and starting to sweat and chit cause I couldn't poop. Usually this works well for me. So I try harder and squeeze my colon with the strength of 10000 fapping death grips.
Even this doesn't work!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I start swearing saying chit like "FUK YOU POOP, GTFO MY ANUS!!!"
Then I grabbed the toilet seat like I was deadlifitng, prepping for one last epic colon squeeze
THEN I FUKING FORGOT I WAS ON A TOILET AND SQUEEZED AND PULLED THE TOILET SEAT UP AND OFF
I quickly wiped my anus and GTFO back to class.
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Originally Posted by Hedges
I can honestly say that because of Griffin, i am desensitized to alot of wierd stuff!
Last edited by GRIFFIN; 01-25-2013 at 12:14 AM.