01-25-2013, 12:27 PM
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Rand Paul wants Obama to Resign. You won't believe why. LOL!!!
And we wonder why nothing gets done in congress. America this is your tea party. That's right..........the people you voted for during the 2010 midterms.
January 23, 2013
OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL
Posted by Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.
"By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President's second term," said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). "The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once."
While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, "We must remember that this happened on President Obama's watch."
Mr. Paul said that the White House's refusal to comment on the Beyoncé crisis "only serves the argument that this President has something to hide."
"If Beyoncé lip-synched the national anthem, how do we know President Obama didn't lip-sync his oath of office?" he said. "If that's the case, he's not legally President. But just to be on the safe side, he should resign anyway."
Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: "Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn't fool anyone."
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