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Old 01-29-2013, 06:54 PM   #35
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Originally Posted by DylloS View Post
You'd be fuucked if you were our age competing with us for women. That cornball sh1t is a dime a dozen and does not work. Women will say it does but we all know they are crazy and wrong a lot.

Oooo, sorry, forgot the most important part. There's this part of a woman that if you touch it the right way, those corny lines above work fine.

I do know many of them are crazy and wrong a lot. My soon to be ex and I had a fight about which way was right and which way left. Those were the days!

...and there's this other spot, but you guys are too young, mostly. I just can't in good conscience give you the'd probably work against my evolutionary destiny.
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