Replace with an OEM bumper and spray it. <$700 max. Honestly, take a deep breathe. Its only a bumper. I'm sure that there are proper non-dealer body shops down there. Call the guys over at SONIC and see who they use. Tell the guy to give you a grand cash to keep it out of insurance, inconvenience, hassle etc. Spend the few hundred to properly get it done and treat your significant other to a nice dinner with the change.
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